Texas Elementary School Principal Charged With Molesting Boy
The sad thing is, stories like this are becoming a dime a dozen. Every day there is a different teacher or faculty just wanting to touch little kids.
When they were studying Education in college, did they not take note of the party atmosphere all around them? How can you spend 4 years around sexy college co-eds and when you graduate all you want to do is F some little boy? Doesn't make sense to me.
Hopefully there was an off-duty paramedic to begin rescue treatment.
Tazers must be a thing of the past. Isn't this what gangsters do when they sense someone might be a threat? Shoot first, ask questions later. Well, I hope it was worth it. But I'm guessing retention might be an issue at this school if they shoot the bad students.
Lubricant Causes Elementary School Evacuation
Maybe the smell was because the ventilation units are over 60 years old. I wouldn't say this is cause for an evacuation. Most schools smell when those old furnaces kick on. It's because they don't use them enough to work properly. You can't tell me you ever remember actually being warm during winter while in class?
The hallways of my schools smelled every time someone threw a cherry bomb in the boys bathroom. It smelled every time we had potato salad for lunch. We just cracked a few windows and dealt with it.
Apparently prior to this the cafeteria partnered with Ye Ole Sweet Shoppe. Is banning desserts the only way to solve childhood obesity? Using this logic we should ban books because reading may lead to near-sightedness. Since it seems schools have taken over the responsibility of parenting,why not educate and incorporate healthy lifestyles into the curriculum.
What if I want to eat my salad last, and my cupcakes first? Do I still get detention? Seriously though, I'm all for schools teaching students healthy eating habits, and I am for some regulation of foodstuffs in schools. The solution is not, however, to simply eliminate foods, there also needs to be some sort of explanation / education, as well as a viable alternative. How about for the roll out, they show Super Size Me, have an executive chef come in for a day and prepare healthy desserts that are palatable, and start requiring teachers to be in decent shape. (I'd say about half my high school teachers spent all day wedged in a chair, AC on full blast, still sweating with neck fat flapping in the wind of a 1959 issue oscillating fan.)
Use this as an opportunity to teach kids big corporations, namely the food industry, exists first and foremost to make money for themselves, and actually have a profit incentive to cultivate an army of food addicts. Let's instead create an army of informed consumers that can actually make choices that will benefit them, instead of constantly beating the sheep mentality into their malleable brain stems.
One last question, if I can't have my two desserts, can I still take you up on that one desert offer? How about Dubai?
Big Brother is always watching. And apparently so is your principal.
More Students Diagnosed with Tuberculosis at Lincoln High School
TB requires extended, close contact with an infected individual to contract it. They might want to get some blood samples and run a couple of STD tests on the student-body as well. Just a thought.
Moon teacher admits to having sex with student
As a 26-year old adult, there is nothing steamier than banging a 14-year old boy in the back of a car in the school parking lot. This is the stuff dreams are made of.
I thought of a new question during the application process of hiring teachers: Are you sexually attracted to minors? Hopefully this can at least weed out some of these nutjobs.
If this lady is so desperate for some action, I promise you there is at least a dozen local bars within a 30 minute drive that are loaded with candidates around 1:30 am. Tell you what, I'll even MapQuest it for her.
Students suspended after ignoring school's long hair mandate
I think the long-hair attack has been going on for decades. Someone must have done an extensive study to determine that long hair directly correlates to low test scores, early-drop out rate, student attention span, and increased chances of drug abuse. I just can't wait for that study to be published.
Secular Ramat Gan high school bans pupils from praying
...So much for blessing your meal before lunch time.
Glitch in Michigan High School's Automated Dialing System Spreads Bogus Detention Messages
This actually sounds like a good prank to me. I wonder if schools also send apologetic messages to the parents every time they hire a child molester, or their teachers beat kids up, or the principal is a drunk. For more stories like these check out DetentionSlip.org!It's gotta be somebody's responsibilty to keep the public informed.
Birth leave sought for girls
I'm just saying, I know 30-year olds that go back to graduate high school.
I'm not suggesting that these student be "punished" and "forced" back to school the next day, but it is what it is. High School is not going anywhere.
Maybe Denver should try and work on the fact that over 50 girls (out of 1000) get pregnant before the age of 17. Maybe there's something else we're missing about their school system.
Roach report in for Collier high school
Picture any home or building you've been in that has roaches or rats. Got it? I am guessing the place is a dump. A well-kept building should have no problems keeping critters out. You don't just develop a roach problem over-night. I promise this has been getting worse and worse until the levy finally broke.
This is great for a learning environment. It must be easy to concentrate knowing there are roaches crawling through your backpack at all times. A nicely kept school can usually generate a buzz around the hallways if even one rodent was spotted. I couldn't imagine having to use the word "infested" to best describe your situation. They must have paid top dollar for the expert who decided that the students need to stop eating in the classrooms.