Story: School suspends kindergarten student over Mohawk haircut
I pity the fool who has to grow up being educated by a school system that would suspend a student for a mohawk.
List of administrative priorities for the year:
Stop School Shootings Curb Drug Use
- End Mohawks
Story: Digital recorder catches teacher
The teacher was recorded saying
"Everybody understand that? You're mean to me, so I get to be mean to you. Y'all are just stupid kids. I swear to God."Students almost let this rationale stand, until one pupil brought up the "two wrongs don't make a right" clause.
Story: Girlfight Explodes On School Bus
This is perhaps the one truth that can be gleaned from the high school experience: cage fighters have nothing on teenage girls. Dudes go in the bathroom, yell at each other, and if the crowd is lucky, throw a punch or two. Girls on the other hand, strike without warning, pull hair, gouge eyes, spike heads off pavement, and otherwise try to annihilate their opponent.
Story: Cameras Catch Teens Robbing School Safe; Cash Allegedly Spent on Food, Video Games
I'm not much of a gamer, but remind me again of the Grand Theft Auto level where you break into your school, barley make off with $700, buy some General Tao's Chicken, and then get busted because you forgot you were on camera...
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Prince Georges County (Washington, DC Suburb) A police car has crashed into a school bus. 26 students on board, students taken to hospitals, treated and released, no reported injuries now. Police responding to shooting. Officer taken to hospital with non-life threatening injuries. Bus driver ejected.
So maybe kids are replacing kickballs with hypodermic needles. Sounds to me like we have a bunch of future doctors on our hands!>
There must not be a handbook in all school districts that clearly spells out the fact that teachers are not allowed to host underage drinking and sex parties in rented hotel rooms. Seems like an innocent mistake a 34-year old can make right?
I am sure they will find some under-qualified substitutes to take their place. Whatever happened to teachers wanting to make a difference in student's lives? I'm pretty sure there are tens of thousands of people who volunteer the Special Olympics every year just for that reason. But these teachers need salary increases so they can go shoe shopping on the weekends?
Story: "Girl" at school was 39-year-old man
Usually, when I'm caught cross dressing at a public high school, I use the old "the kids scared me into the building" defense too. Well played!
Westchester school bus driver leaves students in snow
These kids should learn to toughen up. When I was a kid we didn't have "global warming", we had blizzards. So what if you are 14 years old and two miles from home -- are we raising our kids to be Americans or American'ts??
Spooked by message, students stay home from Long Island school
The message, "I Will Kill Every 1.", apparently had some students appalled at the complete lack of grammatical ability. "Everyone knows that numbers should be spelled out, and I'm not even going to get into the capitalization problems. Frankly, I'm not sure the English classes are safe anymore. I don't want to be misled by lazy faculty that somehow we can just use numerals indiscriminately." said one freshman.
Pupils injured in knife attack at school
Nothing like a good old knife fight to bring back the nostalgia. The two were reportedly settling up a dispute from the previous weekend, where one boys '57 Mustang ended up in the ocean after a mean game of chicken over the edge of the local bluff.
Teen-to-teen sex education divides parents
The basic problem is that the majority of high school students are getting ass more consistently than most parents. For the parents who still insist on following draconian interpretations of 2,000 year old mythology, this can be problematic. Forget teen-to-teen sex ed, let's instate teen-to-parent sex ed and perhaps these prudes will relax.