Headmaster denies vampires at school



The Headmaster, who is all of a sudden an expert in vampires, addressed the school and community to confirm that they are officially vampire-free. It is unclear how these "rumors" started, but it rattled the students thinking vampires might be present. While most of the country is sweating about budget cuts and graduation rates, this school plans to focus it's energy in 2009 to ensure that Wolfman and the Creature from the Black Lagoon aren't its next inhabitants. On a side note, the Headmaster was approved to spend money on wooden stakes, just in case.

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