Just when you think you can trust your elementary school principal, you learn that he has been taking pictures of little girls, cutting out their heads, and pasting them on the bodies of naked women. While his lawyer is arguing that this habit is not child porn, the rest of us just got a little more cynical of the world. Oh, and we heard he used to let 5th grade girls dig their hands into his pockets and see if they find a prize. I doubt the jury will need to deliberate.
