Heat closes dozens of school districts

Story: Heat closes dozens of Connecticut school districts

This message just in from Miami: "Deal with it!" It's 90 degrees and schools are closing in Connecticut, Pennsylvania, New York, New Jersey, all of the original 13 colonies! I think the North just got together and asked each other, "It's late in the school year, do we really want to be teaching? Or do we wanna be at the beach having wild bashes!?"

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