School plumbing inspection gone wild

Volunteer middle school principal Patrick Lott (Bernardsville Middle School) is in the slammer facing charges that he videotaped 22 boys (9 of whom were under the age of 16) as they showered at Immaculata High School. This "plumbing inspection" occurred over a three year period, starting in 2008. Perhaps Patrick is just a plumber wanna-be or is understandably obsessed with faucets, shower heads, and floor drains. We recommend that Mr. Lott seek career counseling or professional help from PA (Plumbers Anonymous).

STORY: Patrick Lott, Middle School Principal, Arrested For Allegedly Recording Boys Showering

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://plumbinginfo.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/plumber.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="298" src="http://plumbinginfo.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/plumber.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> <br /> Volunteer middle school principal Patrick Lott (Bernardsville Middle School) is in the slammer facing charges that he videotaped 22 boys (9 of whom were under the age of 16) as they showered at Immaculata High School. This "plumbing inspection" occurred over a three year period, starting in 2008. Perhaps Patrick is just a plumber wanna-be or is understandably obsessed with faucets, shower heads, and floor drains. We recommend that Mr. Lott seek career counseling or professional help from PA (Plumbers Anonymous).<br /> <br /> STORY: <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/28/patrick-lott-videotape-boys-showering_n_1173426.html">Patrick Lott, Middle School Principal, Arrested For Allegedly Recording Boys Showering</a>

Former Teacher Pleads Guilty To Child Molestation

Former NJ Teacher admits molesting his 13-year-old student more than a decade ago. Honest, yes, but this confession isn't all its cut out to be... he didn't freely plead guilty. Instead, police tapped his phone and recorded him confessing his sexual relations to the now 21-year-old victim.

Story: http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/06/former_denville_teacher_admits.html

Former NJ Teacher admits molesting his 13-year-old student more than a decade ago. Honest, yes, but this confession isn't all its cut out to be... he didn't freely plead guilty. Instead, police tapped his phone and recorded him confessing his sexual relations to the now 21-year-old victim.<br /><br />Story: <a href="http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/06/former_denville_teacher_admits.html">http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/06/former_denville_teacher_admits.html</a>

Bus Takes the Wrong Students to Amusement Park

A New Jersey bus driver takes the wrong students to Six Flags Great Adventure, the amusement park, instead of school like scheduled. As the bus cruised on the NJ Turnpike, student told him to turn around and called the school and parents. Apparently, the students didn't realize that six flags means more fun...they went to school that day.

Has anything like that happened to you?

Story: http://www.jsyk.com/2010/05/27/bus-driver-takes-wrong-students-to-an-amusement-park/?flv=1

<a href="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/basilsblog/sixflags/MrSix04.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/basilsblog/sixflags/MrSix04.jpg" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 165px;" /></a><br /><br />A New Jersey bus driver takes the wrong students to Six Flags Great Adventure, the amusement park, instead of school like scheduled. As the bus cruised on the NJ Turnpike, student told him to turn around and called the school and parents. Apparently, the students didn't realize that six flags means more fun...they went to school that day.<br /><br />Has anything like that happened to you?<br /><br />Story: <a href="http://www.jsyk.com/2010/05/27/bus-driver-takes-wrong-students-to-an-amusement-park/?flv=1"> http://www.jsyk.com/2010/05/27/bus-driver-takes-wrong-students-to-an-amusement-park/?flv=1</a>

NJ Gov. Christie is Freezing Teacher's Pay

NJ Governor Chris Christie is "icy cold", and taking over NJ's education system. He's freezing pay which makes teachers and administrators shiver with fear, but flame in contempt. Is Christie is doing this out of jealousy? NJ.com notes that administrators make more money than he does as governor.

Should NJ's teachers get a raise every year, and is it even possible in this economic downturn?

Story: http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/nj_teachers_pay_freeze_salarie.html

<a href="http://theexpiredmeter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Thermometer.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://theexpiredmeter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Thermometer.jpg" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 259px; height: 347px;" /></a><br /><br /><br />NJ Governor Chris Christie is "icy cold", and taking over NJ's education system. He's freezing pay which makes teachers and administrators shiver with fear, but flame in contempt. Is Christie is doing this out of jealousy? NJ.com notes that administrators make more money than he does as governor.<br /><br />Should NJ's teachers get a raise every year, and is it even possible in this economic downturn? <br /><br />Story: <a href="http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/nj_teachers_pay_freeze_salarie.html">http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/nj_teachers_pay_freeze_salarie.html</a>

Teacher punches Snooki on MTV's Jersey Shore

Story: MTV 'Jersey Shore': Snooki punched by Queens teacher, reports say

If you haven't seen the show on MTV, Jersey Shore is about a bunch of greasy, muscular Italian men and rich, overly-tan women with annoying voices in their mid-twenties who get together every summer to get drunk and have sex. It's about to get more popular because a man of decent stature decided to sucker punch Snooki, a girl who stretches to be 5-feet tall. Our luck? He is a teacher! Watch the video first, then ask yourself if you want him educating your children.

<a href="http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mike-tysons.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mike-tysons.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 259px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 264px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><strong>Story:</strong> <a href="http://www.nj.com/entertainment/celebrities/index.ssf/2009/12/mtv_jersey_shore_snooki_punche.html">MTV 'Jersey Shore': Snooki punched by Queens teacher, reports say</a><br /><div></div><br /><div align="justify">If you haven't seen the show on MTV, Jersey Shore is about a bunch of greasy, muscular Italian men and rich, overly-tan women with annoying voices in their mid-twenties who get together every summer to get drunk and have sex. It's about to get more popular because a man of decent stature decided to sucker punch Snooki, a girl who stretches to be 5-feet tall. Our luck? He is a teacher! Watch the video first, then ask yourself if you want him educating your children.</div>

Christmas Music Banned In Jersey School District

Story: Christmas Music Banned In Jersey School District

"I must stop this whole thing! Why, for fifty-three years I've put up with it now. I must stop Christmas from coming... but how?" -The Grinch

Rudolph and Frosty might get the year off in these New Jersey schools. It's actually not beginning to look a lot like Christmas because they are banning all music after a recent parent complaint. The annual holiday musical program is sure to interesting this year.

<a href="http://media.musictoday.com/store/bands/1810/product_large/TQCD17.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://media.musictoday.com/store/bands/1810/product_large/TQCD17.JPG" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 285px; height: 285px;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story:</span> <a href="http://thebulletin.us/articles/2009/11/28/top_stories/doc4b1197404c6b0483970247.txt">Christmas Music Banned In Jersey School District</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">"<span style="font-style: italic;">I must stop this whole thing! Why, for fifty-three years I've put up with it now. I must stop Christmas from coming... but how?</span>" -The Grinch<br /><br />Rudolph and Frosty might get the year off in these New Jersey schools. It's actually <span style="font-style: italic;">not</span> beginning to look a lot like Christmas because they are banning all music after a recent parent complaint. The annual holiday musical program is sure to interesting this year.<br /></div>

School Students Sing Praises of President Obama

Story: Elementary School Students Taught to Sing Praises of President Obama

In an almost cult-like fashion, a 2nd grade class in New Jersey can be seen on YouTube singing their oath of praise to President Barack Obama. The video was filmed early in the year (well before Obama had a chance to do anything in office), but has just hit the web and started a wildfire of criticism. The school even went into lock down because the Principal was receiving death threats from irate parents. FoxNews will have you believe the teacher was creating a Hitler-like following of young drones, and others say it was just a creative way to congratulate Obama in his recent success of presidency. You be the judge! [Video Here]

<a href="http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/images/2008/10/18/obama_contempt.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/images/2008/10/18/obama_contempt.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 385px; height: 231px;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/09/24/elementary-school-students-reportedly-taught-songs-praising-president-obama/">Elementary School Students Taught to Sing Praises of President Obama</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">In an almost cult-like fashion, a 2nd grade class in New Jersey can be seen on YouTube singing their oath of praise to President Barack Obama. The video was filmed early in the year (well before Obama had a chance to do <span style="font-style: italic;">anything </span>in office), but has just hit the web and started a wildfire of criticism. The school even went into lock down because the Principal was receiving death threats from irate parents. FoxNews will have you believe the teacher was creating a Hitler-like following of young drones, and others say it was just a creative way to congratulate Obama in his recent success of presidency. You be the judge! <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDDCRe_QzuM">[Video Here]</a><span style="display: block;" id="formatbar_Buttons"><span class="on" style="display: block;" id="formatbar_Italic" title="Italic" onmouseover="ButtonHoverOn(this);" onmouseout="ButtonHoverOff(this);" onmouseup="" onmousedown="CheckFormatting(event);FormatbarButton('richeditorframe', this, 4);ButtonMouseDown(this);"><img alt="Italic" border="0" class="gl_italic" src="http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif" /></span></span></div>

"Slut List" rocks top-ranked N.J. school

Story: A Rite of Hazing, Now Out in the Open

Part of being a freshman at Millburn High means you are subject to some senior hazing, as well as the ever-popular Slut List. The principal openly speaks about the fact that his students produce a guide for upperclassman so they know who the freshmen sluts are. The sad thing is, some girls get upset when they don't make the list. In a recent survey, this school ranked #1 in the state. So to all you administrators, take note of how to run a top-notch program.

<a href="http://www.littleblackdressblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/mean-girls-400a0109071.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.littleblackdressblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/mean-girls-400a0109071.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 314px; height: 236px;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/19/nyregion/19hazing.html?ex=1411272000&en=77140cce679b8ded&ei=5124"><nyt_headline version="1.0" type=" ">A Rite of Hazing, Now Out in the Open</nyt_headline></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Part of being a freshman at Millburn High means you are subject to some senior hazing, as well as the ever-popular Slut List. The principal openly speaks about the fact that his students produce a guide for upperclassman so they know who the freshmen sluts are. The sad thing is, some girls get upset when they don't make the list. In a recent survey, this school ranked #1 in the state. So to all you administrators, take note of how to run a top-notch program.<br /></div>

Teen accused of threatening teacher to get 'A++'

Story: Teen accused of threatening teacher to get 'A++'

Not everybody is academic material. Sometimes it's hard to motivate yourself to study. However, I am not sure that threatening to rape and kill your teacher and her family if she does not change your grades to all A's is the best solution. I wonder how this boy does on first dates?

<a href="http://school.discoveryeducation.com/clipart/images/a-bear.gif" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://school.discoveryeducation.com/clipart/images/a-bear.gif" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 218px; height: 167px;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_13323793?source=rss">Teen accused of threatening teacher to get 'A++'</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Not everybody is academic material. Sometimes it's hard to motivate yourself to study. However, I am not sure that threatening to rape and kill your teacher and her family if she does not change your grades to all A's is the best solution. I wonder how this boy does on first dates?<br /></div>

N.J. Teacher Arrested In Cash-For-Grades Scheme

Story: N.J. Teacher Arrested In Cash-For-Grades Scheme

This is the best of both worlds! The teacher gets a little extra spending money and the children learn an invaluable lesson of being able to buy their way out of anything. On top of that, the school looks good with improved grades. It's a triple threat! Megan Laboy of Colts Neck High, hopefully some of that $1400 you collected can help buy you a clear conscience.

<a href="http://www.procurementalert.com/wp-content/uploads/cash-in-box.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.procurementalert.com/wp-content/uploads/cash-in-box.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 338px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 251px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><br /><div></div><div><strong>Story:</strong> <a href="http://cbs3.com/topstories/New.Jersey.Social.2.1155223.html">N.J. Teacher Arrested In Cash-For-Grades Scheme</a></div><br /><div></div><div align="justify">This is the best of both worlds! The teacher gets a little extra spending money and the children learn an invaluable lesson of being able to buy their way out of anything. On top of that, the school looks good with improved grades. It's a triple threat! Megan Laboy of Colts Neck High, hopefully some of that $1400 you collected can help buy you a clear conscience.</div>

Montville high senior in hot water over hot-girls contest

Story: Montville high senior in hot water over hot-girls contest

Picture an NCAA college hoops sweet sixteen bracket. Now replace each team with a hot girl from high school. Got it so far? Now analyze each match-up and decide which girl is hotter, then aadvance them to to next round. Eventually you'll determine the best looking girl in school. Well, that little game might just land you in a week of suspension. The organizer of this contest was cited with "intimidation, harassment and insubordination." Wait a second, how does People magazine get away with this every year?

Hey guys- send DetentionSlip a pic of the winner!

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2zbGHPa5W_3niBQuSnuPE-hnzdzRcmQN09jHllP8b0oZT9pAIxH4IN2Yl8vgLywT0dtAAcGb5JPH07uLFjCKxeoztI7PNnx_dtJmMnholvu8-UCq3j5IYDX4NzLDxG2uvWfTIXHJbK1bE/s1600-h/bracket.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333610030503219154" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2zbGHPa5W_3niBQuSnuPE-hnzdzRcmQN09jHllP8b0oZT9pAIxH4IN2Yl8vgLywT0dtAAcGb5JPH07uLFjCKxeoztI7PNnx_dtJmMnholvu8-UCq3j5IYDX4NzLDxG2uvWfTIXHJbK1bE/s320/bracket.JPG" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 191px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><br /><div><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"></span></div><div><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.dailyrecord.com/article/20090508/COMMUNITIES30/905080311&referrer=FRONTPAGECAROUSEL">Montville high senior in hot water over hot-girls contest</a></div><br /><div></div><div align="justify">Picture an NCAA college hoops sweet sixteen bracket. Now replace each team with a hot girl from high school. Got it so far? Now analyze each match-up and decide which girl is hotter, then aadvance them to to next round. Eventually you'll determine the best looking girl in school. Well, that little game might just land you in a week of suspension. The organizer of this contest was cited with "<em>intimidation, harassment and insubordination."</em> Wait a second, how does People magazine get away with this every year?</div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify">Hey guys- send DetentionSlip a pic of the winner!</></div>

Two Colts Neck High School students accused of counterfeiting money

Story: Two Colts Neck High School students accused of counterfeiting money

To illustrate how smart these teens are, "...the boys sold the fake $10s and $20s in exchange for real cash in smaller denominations." I guess they don't understand basic principles of economics. But then again, they are products of our public school system. The principal became suspicious when the students put a down-payment on Ventnor Ave.

<a href="http://www.the-tribulation-network.com/denemcgriff/in_search_of_babylon_ch12_files/image010.gif"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.the-tribulation-network.com/denemcgriff/in_search_of_babylon_ch12_files/image010.gif" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 340px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 212px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><br /><div><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"></span></div><div><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/04/two_colts_neck_high_school_stu.html">Two Colts Neck High School students accused of counterfeiting money</a></div><div> </div><div align="justify">To illustrate how smart these teens are, "...<em>the</em> <em>boys sold the fake $10s and $20s in exchange for real cash in smaller denominations</em>." I guess they don't understand basic principles of economics. But then again, they are products of our public school system. The principal became suspicious when the students put a down-payment on Ventnor Ave.</></div>

N.J. Football Coach's Appeal to Pray Denied

Story: N.J. Football Coach's Appeal to Pray Denied

Everybody knows a team that prays together, stays together. (Except when they graduate and move on.) This coach asked the court for permission to say a prayer before his games, and he was rejected. Either the judge is an alumni of his rival team, or he feels that God isn't going to help him win games, but rather hard work and discipline instead.

<a href="http://www.graceofholland.org/gsprayer/praying_hands.gif"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.graceofholland.org/gsprayer/praying_hands.gif" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 217px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 251px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a> <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.cbn.com/CBNnews/551183.aspx">N.J. Football Coach's Appeal to Pray Denied</a><br /><div></div><br /><div align="justify">Everybody knows a team that prays together, stays together. (<em>Except when they graduate and move on.</em>) This coach asked the court for permission to say a prayer before his games, and he was rejected. Either the judge is an alumni of his rival team, or he feels that God isn't going to help him win games, but rather hard work and discipline instead.</></div>

Father, two sons charged in attack with baseball bat

Story: Father, two sons charged in attack with baseball bat

Nothing like a little father-son bonding over sports. Unfortunately, this was not the dad of Ozzie and Jose Canseco taking his boys to the ballpark. This was a violent adult who has watched "3 o'clock High" one too many times and decided he didn't like the way his boy was being treated in school, so decided to take matters into his own hands (with the help of a Louisville Slugger) and beat down some teens in a high school parking lot. Gotta love masculinity!

<a href="http://www.tanmonkey.com/images/monkey/Monkey-Holding-Baseball-Bat.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.tanmonkey.com/images/monkey/Monkey-Holding-Baseball-Bat.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 208px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 256px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><br /><div><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"></span></div><br /><div><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.nj.com/news/ledger/jersey/index.ssf?/base/news-12/1231738562145120.xml&coll=1">Father, two sons charged in attack with baseball bat</a></div><br /><div></div><div align="justify">Nothing like a little father-son bonding over sports. Unfortunately, this was not the dad of Ozzie and Jose Canseco taking his boys to the ballpark. This was a violent adult who has watched "3 o'clock High" one too many times and decided he didn't like the way his boy was being treated in school, so decided to take matters into his own hands (with the help of a Louisville Slugger) and beat down some teens in a high school parking lot. Gotta love masculinity!</></div>

Porn star works in elementary school

Story: Vineland school aide in adult films

For some odd reason parents are a little uneasy that one of their childrens helpers used to star in porn movies. Maybe it's because they want their kids to grow up with morals and ethics and don't feel comfortable with them being able to download nude pics of their teachers online. For those readers who wish to form their own opinions, her name was Crystal Gunns.

<a href="http://www.jonco48.com/blog/kitty_20porn.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.jonco48.com/blog/kitty_20porn.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 310px; height: 231px;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story: </span><a href="http://www.thedailyjournal.com/article/20081121/NEWS01/811210318">Vineland school aide in adult films</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">For some odd reason parents are a little uneasy that one of their childrens helpers used to star in porn movies. Maybe it's because they want their kids to grow up with morals and ethics and don't feel comfortable with them being able to download nude pics of their teachers online. For those readers who wish to form their own opinions, her name was Crystal Gunns.<br /></div><span> </span>

Teacher admits inappropriate relations with student

Story: Whippany Park teacher admits inappropriate relations with student

If only the rest of us had so much access to teenage girls, right? Some teachers (who are educated by the way) still haven't figured out that you CANNOT invite your students to your apartment for sex. In the meantime we'll just all keep our fingers crossed that this problem is eventually eliminated.

<a href="http://keitholbermannisevil.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/sex-is-fun.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://keitholbermannisevil.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/sex-is-fun.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 295px; height: 180px;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story: </span><a href="http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2008/11/whippany_park_teacher_admits_i.html">Whippany Park teacher admits inappropriate relations with student</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">If only the rest of us had so much access to teenage girls, right? Some teachers (who are educated by the way) still haven't figured out that you CANNOT invite your students to your apartment for sex. In the meantime we'll just all keep our fingers crossed that this problem is eventually eliminated.<br /></div><span> </span>

Jesus costume gets child sent home from school

Story: Jesus costume gets child sent home from school

It wasn't so much that the costume was distracting. It wasn't even for religious reasons. The school was angered when they learned that during lunch time he was changing everyone's drinks into wine.

<a href="http://www.deleon-art.com" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264097278800243090" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8hgwCsQOHJ53BdQSZ1ClldS_R3rQdNNqb1wHsOpnPf_ebfuypkZ95u3cjtrWSJJhbVnBf7Aaj14P1mnUfH_UXnlpS2CeVoLX5nhjo-3fY865j_1DNrANw6UEp-hjCh12FqVmapx7SrfRo/s400/jesus.JPG" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 336px; height: 224px;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story: </span><a href="http://www.northjersey.com/news/Jesus_costume_gets_child_sent_home_from_school.html">Jesus costume gets child sent home from school</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">It wasn't so much that the costume was distracting. It wasn't even for religious reasons. The school was angered when they learned that during lunch time he was changing everyone's drinks into wine.<br /></div><span> </span>

Man Barges Into N.J. School, Strips Off Clothes

Story: Man Barges Into N.J. School, Strips Off Clothes

It's probably the first time any of these students have seen a crazy man walk into a school, remove his clothes, and explain to everyone that this was "his house," because he was Jehovah. Probably. Investigators are looking into whether or not he is actually Jehovah, and checking any leasing agreements with the county to ensure that the lot does belong to the school, and not the creator of Archangel Michael. Oh, and they're also checking the man into psychotherapy, just for good measure.

<a href="http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/06/hulk.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/06/hulk.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story: </span><a href="http://cbs3.com/topstories/Jovan.Ramos.Ewing.2.834903.html">Man Barges Into N.J. School, Strips Off Clothes</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">It's probably the first time any of these students have seen a crazy man walk into a school, remove his clothes, and explain to everyone that this was "his house," because he was Jehovah. <span style="font-style: italic;">Probably</span>. Investigators are looking into whether or not he is actually Jehovah, and checking any leasing agreements with the county to ensure that the lot does belong to the school, and not the creator of Archangel Michael. Oh, and they're also checking the man into psychotherapy, just for good measure.<br /></div><span> </span>

School locked down after 'ninja' sighted

Story: School locked down after 'ninja' sighted in woods

Something tells me that even during a lockdown, that a ninja would somehow be able to breach security. Which only further reminds us that ninjas are in no way a threat to school students.

<a href="http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2008/01/18/dcdddf30096f76c/ninja.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2008/01/18/dcdddf30096f76c/ninja.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 253px; height: 437px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Story: </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hNCpwubTHij2t-s1Wtw9d_E74XYgD91H9BIO3">School locked down after 'ninja' sighted in woods</a><br /><br />Something tells me that even during a lockdown, that a ninja would somehow be able to breach security. Which only further reminds us that ninjas are in no way a threat to school students.</span><br /><span> </span>

7 students suspended for sharing nude pics

Story: 7 Pascack students suspended for sharing nude photos of classmates

Kids don't just acquire naked pictures of their friends. Aren't people realizing that the only way children are getting these pics, is because little girls think it's cute and are willingly taking photos of themselves. It's not gonna do any good suspending anyone for sharing the pics. There needs to be some intervention that educates these girls about what they are actually getting themselves involved in.

<a href="http://www.dcandp.com/Newsletter/Images/kidsCellPhone.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.dcandp.com/Newsletter/Images/kidsCellPhone.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 270px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story:</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><a href="http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2008/06/7_pascack_students_suspended_f.html">7 Pascack students suspended for sharing nude photos of classmates</a><br /><br />Kids don't just acquire naked pictures of their friends. Aren't people realizing that the only way children are getting these pics, is because little girls think it's cute and are willingly taking photos of themselves. It's not gonna do any good suspending anyone for sharing the pics. There needs to be some intervention that educates these girls about what they are actually getting themselves involved in.<br /><span> </span>