Story: School bans ice after throwing incidents
Evidently ice fights are breaking out at lunch time. Administration logic dictates the only reasonable solution is to rid the cafeteria of ice cubes. If you've ever been in a high school, then you'll know the students will quickly replace ice with something just as ridiculous to chuck at each other. One intuitive senior points out, "Why can't those kids just be dealt with rather than punishing everyone?" Great point, my dear. Great point. But until the principal figures that out, it's warm drinks for all.
