Students all took home goodie bags at school health fair. To the surprise of dozens of teens, they got condoms (complete with directions) included. In a completely unrelated story, teen sex increased by about 25% after that day. However, teens practicing safe sex increased by about 100%. Who would have thought? The school also apologized for passing out mini bottles of vodka, assuming the 7th graders would wait until they were 21 to drink it.>