School districts ban donkey basketball under pressure from PETA

Story: School districts ban donkey basketball under pressure from PETA

Now we can't even sit on top of donkeys and force them to play basketball without PETA getting fired up. Who would have thought this age-old tradition would draw some controversy? Our fore-fathers built this country with the help of back-breaking animal labor. I thought our way of thanking these donkeys was by giving them some recreation and leisure time.

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