Less than a week after reporting this story, it's all been called off. Once the principal required students to sign a waiver stating they won't dance sexually, the students decided that isn't really a dance, so no one bought tickets. It's a good thing they didn't hear his initial idea of not having music, but playing Books on Tape instead. And just a heads up to the local police, they should probably start trying to figure out whose parents will be out of town that weekend.>