Cutting the school budget has exactly the same feel of getting slashed in the face (or popping a really big zit). This is what Daytona, Fl. teachers want the world to know. The sad news- when the scars on their metaphorical bodies heal, thousands of teachers will still be without a job. On a positive note, Johnson & Johnson is reporting that they have already reached their quarterly goals due to an unusual spike in Band-Aid sales in Central Florida.