The Octagon has nothing compared to an elementary school cafeteria. I am guessing it doesn't traumatize your child either when you go into a drunken rage and start bashing another moms face in front of the entire lunchroom. Aside from the potential to break a nail, the only down-side to acting like this is trespassing on school grounds, disorderly intoxication, disrupting an assembly, battery striking or touching, two charges of battery on a law enforcement officer and obstructing or opposing an officer. Not bad for an afternoon.
