After Wal-Mart caught her stealing a Tim McGraw CD, some highlighters, and a pair of sunglasses, the real problem arose when she was also found with cocaine and drug paraphernalia on her. All she wanted to do was get wired on some coke, put on her shades (because the lights are freaking her out) and grade some papers while jamming out to Tim McGraw. Isn't this what all teachers do in their spare time?
