Story: Nude Motorist Stops Outside Elementary School
Hey, that's not my usual crossing guard! Everybody has seen a cute driver in the car next to you. Some people have gone so far as to wink or wave. This guy figured the best way to flatter one female was to follow her a couple blocks, hop out of his truck, drop his pants, and start masturbating in front of her...all while elementary school kids are present. So for the record, if anyone else has considered this, it's probably best to restrain ourselves to a wink.
