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Memphis mom charged with using sword to threaten school employees

Story: Memphis mom charged with using sword to threaten school employees

I find that most of the problems parents have with schools can be resolved by acting out fight scenes from Conan the Destroyer. And sometimes if you don't have the guts to run through the hallways of an elementary school flailing a sword, all you need to do is chug 40 oz of Colt 45 malt liquor first. Oh by the way, the reason the mom was angry was because her daughter and a classmate had a spitting match. Mother of the Year candidate?

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuesPYfOrPeQDXpPkN9kB3-LY6EtZFawg3v-bgZg6_wM8u2-KYzkYYW_2KJODja8hG2S6H_vZZ5PVW-8A7ov5VkhDIdwJb1ACXlMCt7p0FShBDPIXW9eI-bvDE9-waBpypQq-KyzBpcOE/s400/girl-with-sword-wallpapers_1181_1024.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuesPYfOrPeQDXpPkN9kB3-LY6EtZFawg3v-bgZg6_wM8u2-KYzkYYW_2KJODja8hG2S6H_vZZ5PVW-8A7ov5VkhDIdwJb1ACXlMCt7p0FShBDPIXW9eI-bvDE9-waBpypQq-KyzBpcOE/s400/girl-with-sword-wallpapers_1181_1024.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 359px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 266px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><strong>Story:</strong> <a href="http://www.wmctv.com/Global/story.asp?S=12033987">Memphis mom charged with using sword to threaten school employees</a><br /><br /><div align="justify">I find that most of the problems parents have with schools can be resolved by acting out fight scenes from <em>Conan the Destroyer</em>. And sometimes if you don't have the guts to run through the hallways of an elementary school flailing a sword, all you need to do is chug 40 oz of Colt 45 malt liquor first. Oh by the way, the reason the mom was angry was because her daughter and a classmate had a spitting match. Mother of the Year candidate? </div>

School bus driver arrested for DUI during field trip

Smells Like: bus , drugs , drunk , law , Pennsylvania , safety

Story: School bus driver arrested for DUI during field trip

If school field trips don't include liquor store visits, you have to take matters into your own hands. Plus, sometimes the weekend doesn't come soon enough.

Drunk Bus Driver Takes N.Y. Students On Wild Ride

Smells Like: alcohol , bus , drunk , New York , safety

Story: Drunk Bus Driver Takes N.Y. Students On Wild Ride

The excerpts from the news article sum up the event well: "Surveillance Video Shows 3 Dozen Terrified Kids Begging 55-Year-Old Martha Thompson To Stop The Bus" and "The bus hit high speeds, ran over a mailbox and started rolling backwards downhill." I think a lot of college students can relate to this experience, you just never expect little kids to be passengers in a nightmare ride like this.

Indiana Principal Arrested for Drunk Driving...While Wearing Dress

Smells Like: alcohol , drunk , GLBT , Indiana , law , principal , trouble

Story: Indiana Principal on Leave After He Allegedly Drove Drunk Wearing Dress

After getting arrested for a DUI and having your mugshot taken with a pink dress and high heels (they made him take the wig off), I honestly don't know if you're ever gonna be able to regain the respect of your students or parents. Is it too late to retire and get a gig at the 801 Cabaret Club in Key West?

Oviedo High teacher resigns over student DUI arrest

Smells Like: alcohol , drunk , Florida , law , safety , teachers , trouble

Story: Oviedo High teacher resigns over student DUI arrest

Mistake #1- Teacher invites high school students to hang out at her house
Mistake #2- She starts to get liquored up with the teens
Mistake #3- She gives the drunk students keys to her SUV to drive home
Mistake #4- The kids crash the vehicle and get arrested for underage drinking, leaving the scene of a crime and a DUI

Somewhere along this time-line you would hope that common sense would kick in.

<a href="http://www.duiattorneyhome.com/images/beer_and_keys.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.duiattorneyhome.com/images/beer_and_keys.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 210px; height: 262px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-oviedo-high-teacher-resigns-20091104,0,2566226.story">Oviedo High teacher resigns over student DUI arrest</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Mistake #1</span>- Teacher invites high school students to hang out at her house<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Mistake #2</span>- She starts to get liquored up with the teens<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Mistake #3</span>- She gives the drunk students keys to her SUV to drive home<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Mistake #4</span>- The kids crash the vehicle and get arrested for underage drinking, leaving the scene of a crime and a DUI<br /><br />Somewhere along this time-line you would hope that common sense would kick in.<br /></div>

Drunken man reportedly rams stolen lawnmower into school bus

Smells Like: bus , drunk , Florida , weird

Story: Drunken man reportedly rams stolen lawnmower into school bus

When you're drunk, sometimes a big yellow bus takes the appearance of a thick, grassy lawn. Not until a bunch of middle school kids are pointing and laughing at you because you crashed and fell to the ground do you realize your mistake. Who would have thought that getting hammered and joyriding with your girlfriend on a stolen John Deere wouldn't pay off?

<a href="http://www.imjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/lawnmower-man.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.imjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/lawnmower-man.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 313px; height: 372px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.ocala.com/article/20091030/ARTICLES/910301007/1402/NEWS?Title=Drunken-man-reportedly-rams-stolen-lawnmower-into-school-bus"><span>Drunken man reportedly rams stolen lawnmower into school bus</span></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">When you're drunk, sometimes a big yellow bus takes the appearance of a thick, grassy lawn.  Not until a bunch of middle school kids are pointing and laughing at you because you crashed and fell to the ground do you realize your mistake.  Who would have thought that getting hammered and joyriding with your girlfriend on a stolen John Deere wouldn't pay off?<br /></div>

Students to get breathalyzers in school

Smells Like: alcohol , drunk , Massachusetts , rights

Story: Students to get breathalyzers in school

Students getting drunk during the school day must be a huge problem in Foxborough. This story really makes it clear that our white schools are facing their own challenging obstacles in education. But I wonder if the teachers will be subject to these tests as well?

Principal retired after showing sex tape of students

Smells Like: drunk , Kentucky , principal , sex , trouble

Story: Male HS principal retired after showing sex tape of students

Some people plan their retirement around a 401K. In the case of this principal, it coincidentally came around the same time that accusations arose about him showing up to a work function drunk then proceeded to show a video tape of students having sex. It's weird how coincidences happen, huh?

Bristol teacher charged with driving drunk on way to school

Smells Like: alcohol , drunk , law , Rhode Island , teachers , trouble

Story: Bristol teacher charged with driving drunk on way to school

The teacher lost her job last year because of alcohol-related issues. But due to the forgiving education system, she is back teaching again. So now she was caught drunk on the way to school, which also means she was planning on being drunk in the classroom all day. I guess Bloody Mary's are now part of a balanced breakfast. You can tell she really cares about the safety and well-being of others. And we wonder why some students just can't get ahead academically.

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdWRA49ZKh3uduoXGn8_LZtCvjs8RL2eXQ8341l67R9bHR4kIWh0mSsrYocOZdqyurnyz1doEuFyyV8aPrMVhaQmreBNRGs1jDUgSG5rFyVp4y3WHt1jgQr3yMOhfNd5zjxCfuVl2ry5o/s320/Caution+Drunk+Driver+Out+There.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdWRA49ZKh3uduoXGn8_LZtCvjs8RL2eXQ8341l67R9bHR4kIWh0mSsrYocOZdqyurnyz1doEuFyyV8aPrMVhaQmreBNRGs1jDUgSG5rFyVp4y3WHt1jgQr3yMOhfNd5zjxCfuVl2ry5o/s320/Caution+Drunk+Driver+Out+There.JPG" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 292px; height: 316px;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.projo.com/news/content/TEACHER_CHARGED_WITH_DUI_09-30-09_NMFSRIE_v35.398c81d.html"><span class="vitstoryheadline">Bristol teacher charged with driving drunk on way to school</span></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The teacher lost her job last year because of alcohol-related issues.  But due to the forgiving education system, she is back teaching again.  So now she was caught drunk on the way to school, which also means she was planning on being drunk in the classroom all day.  I guess Bloody Mary's are now part of a balanced breakfast.  You can tell she really cares about the safety and well-being of others.  And we wonder why some students just can't get ahead academically.<br /></div>

Daytona principal charged with DUI

Smells Like: alcohol , drunk , Florida , principal

Story: Daytona principal charged with DUI

What does a principal do after crashing his car on a Monday night, then gets arrested for driving under the influence, careless driving, and resisting arrest? He takes a day off then goes back to work on Wednesday. Making $85,000/year, you gotta wonder how bad his job actually is if he needs to get that hammered on a school night! Talk about a bad case of the Monday's.

<a href="http://www.gwinnettlawfirm.com/images/dui_photo.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.gwinnettlawfirm.com/images/dui_photo.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 299px; height: 239px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story</span>: <a href="http://www.news-journalonline.com/NewsJournalOnline/News/EastVolusia/evlEAST03091009.htm"><span class="centerpage"><span id="rssheadline" class="headline">Daytona principal charged with DUI</span></span></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">What does a principal do after crashing his car on a Monday night, then gets arrested for driving under the influence, careless driving, and resisting arrest?  He takes a day off then goes back to work on Wednesday.  Making $85,000/year, you gotta wonder how bad his job <span style="font-style: italic;">actually </span>is if he needs to get that hammered on a school night!  Talk about a bad case of the Monday's.<br /></div>

Drunk mom drives son to school

Smells Like: alcohol , drunk , Michigan , parents , safety

Story: Drunken Mom Drives With Son

I guess her idea of a well-balanced breakfast includes a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon and a shot of Wild Turkey.

Teacher quits after being charged with attack at Busch

Smells Like: alcohol , drunk , harassment , safety , sports , teachers

Story: Teacher quits after being charged with attack at Busch

I'm sure every one of us has gotten drunk at a ball game and tried to push a handicapped employee out of his wheelchair at least once in our life. She is saving herself the embarassment of returning to school, but at the young age of 25, she has a long time to go until she gets to Hell, where stunts like this will be appreciated.

Wyandotte schools probes teachers' year-end party

Smells Like: alcohol , drunk , Michigan , teachers

Story: Wyandotte schools probes teachers' year-end party

While most teachers spend the day after the last day of school turning in grades and cleaning their classrooms, this wild bunch decided to rent out a clubhouse at a golf course and throw a huge drinking bash. Local golfers were less than amused to be witnesses of public intoxication, public nudity, and public urination. I agree that teachers deserve a day to unwind and celebrate, so here are some tips for next year: Be a little discreet about the fact you are teachers, find a little more private of a location, and don't buy the booze with district funds!

<a href="http://www.enasco.com/prod/images/products/23/VC147103l.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.enasco.com/prod/images/products/23/VC147103l.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 333px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 273px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a> <strong>Story:</strong> <a href="http://www.detnews.com/article/20090722/SCHOOLS/907220367/1026/Wyandotte-schools-probes-teachers--year-end-party">Wyandotte schools probes teachers' year-end party</a><br /><div></div><br /><div align="justify">While most teachers spend the day after the last day of school turning in grades and cleaning their classrooms, this wild bunch decided to rent out a clubhouse at a golf course and throw a huge drinking bash. Local golfers were less than amused to be witnesses of public intoxication, public nudity, and public urination. I agree that teachers deserve a day to unwind and celebrate, so here are some tips for next year: Be a little discreet about the fact you are teachers, find a little more private of a location, and <em>don't buy the booze with district funds</em>!</div>

Manvel teacher accused of working drunk, kissing student

Smells Like: alcohol , drunk , sex , teachers , Texas , trouble

"Wanna make out?"

Story: Manvel teacher accused of working drunk, kissing student

Talk about going out in a blaze of glory. After deciding that teaching wasn't really for him, he figured that getting liquored up and trying to make a move on one of the students was a good note to leave on. What he neglected to factor in, was that not too many future employers are going to jump on a resume that includes public intoxication and assualt on a minor. Hindsight is 20/20.

<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN_5lGCCzxxVL4Mt-DQXR75ymqDks2NLCz5GODURQYecN9waCCzqyeKra8Wt1zrz8YaBBa63RSKpPczKCi2K0uu8pO-4p-p_ewnqgpgLla2I0OVX-UcbcsozTpWJlSMpK0UzoaisKnZLjO/s320/drunk+guy.bmp"><img alt="" border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN_5lGCCzxxVL4Mt-DQXR75ymqDks2NLCz5GODURQYecN9waCCzqyeKra8Wt1zrz8YaBBa63RSKpPczKCi2K0uu8pO-4p-p_ewnqgpgLla2I0OVX-UcbcsozTpWJlSMpK0UzoaisKnZLjO/s320/drunk+guy.bmp" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 268px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 261px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><em> "Wanna make out?"<br /></em><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"></span><br /><br /><div align="left"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/6454309.html">Manvel teacher accused of working drunk, kissing student</a></div><br /><br /><div align="justify">Talk about going out in a blaze of glory. After deciding that teaching wasn't really for him, he figured that getting liquored up and trying to make a move on one of the students was a good note to leave on. What he neglected to factor in, was that not too many future employers are going to jump on a resume that includes public intoxication and assualt on a minor.  Hindsight <em>is</em> 20/20.</></div></div>

Drunken driving arrest for Mass. high school prom limo driver

Smells Like: alcohol , dance , drunk , Massachusetts , safety

Story: Drunken driving arrest for Mass. high school prom limo driver

A school in Rhode Island had to ban limos to prevent drunk driving on prom night. I guess we now have to factor in the limo driver getting boozed as well. Students became suspicious when the he kept trying to talk them in to swinging by the Taco Bell drive-thru on the way home. Maybe next year we'll just let mom and dad drive.

<a href="http://www.fmft.net/hip%20flask%20sloe%20gin%20whiskey%20mac.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.fmft.net/hip%20flask%20sloe%20gin%20whiskey%20mac.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 304px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 185px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/2009_05_02_Drunken_driving_arrest_for_Mass__high_school_prom_limo_driver/srvc=home&position=recent">Drunken driving arrest for Mass. high school prom limo driver</a><br /><div></div><div> </div><div align="justify">A school in Rhode Island had to <a href="http://www.detentionslip.org/2009/04/school-bans-limos-for-prom.html">ban limos</a> to prevent drunk driving on prom night. I guess we now have to factor in the limo driver getting boozed as well. Students became suspicious when the he kept trying to talk them in to swinging by the Taco Bell drive-thru on the way home. Maybe next year we'll just let mom and dad drive.</></div>

Teacher Accused Of Getting Teen Drunk

Smells Like: alcohol , drunk , teachers , Tennessee , trouble

Story: Teacher Accused Of Getting Teen Drunk

While playing drinking games with a 16-year old, the underage girl "got sick." This most likely means she puked, blacked out, and maybe needed her stomach pumped. Following the tone of irresponsible behavior, the teacher/host did not seek medical attention. What a shock! For the record, the legal drinking age in Tennessee is still 21.

Middle school students catch drunk teacher on video

Smells Like: dance , drunk , Florida , teachers

Story: Middle school students catch drunk teacher on video

It's one of those stories we wish we were making up. The teacher showed up to first period class already drunk. She then put on music, started booty dancing, and barked at the students to join her or else they fail. Well, it's safe to say her teaching days are over, but her night club life seems to have a promising future.

Drunk substitute teacher sent home

Smells Like: alcohol , drunk , Minnesota , teachers , trouble

Story: Drunk substitute teacher sent home from St. Paul grade school

When you find yourself packing pints of Vodka with your lunch, it might be time to re-evaluate your life goals. At a time when so many people are losing jobs, you would think it would be wise to do everything possible to hold on to one. Not this guy! Co-workers were on to him when he began looking for pizzas to reheat.

Drunk woman picks up kids from school

Smells Like: alcohol , drunk , Iowa , law , parents , safety

"Somebody tell me I'm pretty."

Story: Police say drunk woman picked up kids from school

Really though, who isn't drunk by 3pm? I can't think of a better way to bond with your 7 and 10 year olds than taking them on a wild police chase while wrapping your lips around a bottle of Jim Beam. Let's all make sure we keep her away from the punch bowl at school functions this year.

<div align="center"><a href="http://friuch.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/woman-drunk-on-front-of-car-martine11.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://friuch.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/woman-drunk-on-front-of-car-martine11.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 348px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 248px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><em> "Somebody tell me I'm pretty."<br /></em><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"></span><br /><br /><div align="left"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5h_T3175oICtasspY6UTZtjnjI2AQD96K4UO00">Police say drunk woman picked up kids from school</a></div><div align="left"></div><div align="justify">Really though, who isn't drunk by 3pm? I can't think of a better way to bond with your 7 and 10 year olds than taking them on a wild police chase while wrapping your lips around a bottle of Jim Beam. Let's all make sure we keep her away from the punch bowl at school functions this year.</></div></div>

Teacher charged with public drunkenness

Smells Like: alcohol , drunk , field trip , teachers , trouble , Virginia

Story: Chesterfield teacher charged with public drunkenness

Under the impression that chaperoning a school trip means getting hammered and forfeiting the responsibility of supervising students, this lady took it upon herself to make a boring Model U.N. lesson a little more interesting. Chances are the school won't be asking her to join any prom-night safety committees this year.

<a href="http://creoleindc.typepad.com/rantings_of_a_creole_prin/images/2008/07/31/drunkgirlfloor_450x250_2.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://creoleindc.typepad.com/rantings_of_a_creole_prin/images/2008/07/31/drunkgirlfloor_450x250_2.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 372px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 187px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><br /><div><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"></span></div><div><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.timesdispatch.com/rtd/news/local/crime/article/JAME18_20090217-221832/209197/">Chesterfield teacher charged with public drunkenness</a></div><br /><div></div><div align="justify">Under the impression that chaperoning a school trip means getting hammered and forfeiting the responsibility of supervising students, this lady took it upon herself to make a boring Model U.N. lesson a little more interesting.  Chances are the school <em>won't</em> be asking her to join any prom-night safety committees this year.</></div>

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