School plumbing inspection gone wild


Volunteer middle school principal Patrick Lott (Bernardsville Middle School) is in the slammer facing charges that he videotaped 22 boys (9 of whom were under the age of 16) as they showered at Immaculata High School. This "plumbing inspection" occurred over a three year period, starting in 2008. Perhaps Patrick is just a plumber wanna-be or is understandably obsessed with faucets, shower heads, and floor drains. We recommend that Mr. Lott seek career counseling or professional help from PA (Plumbers Anonymous).

STORY: Patrick Lott, Middle School Principal, Arrested For Allegedly Recording Boys Showering


Pennsylvania Teacher Suspended Over Private Photo With Stripper

Story: Pennsylvania Teacher Suspended Over Private Photo With Stripper

In Pennsylvania, teachers evidently aren't allowed to go to bridal parties with male strippers. Well, if they do, they should make sure their freinds aren't posting the pictures online. I guess some school districts don't have anything better to do than sift through all the facebook pages of the entire community.


Dallas high school student arrested for masturbating in class

Story: Northwest Dallas high school student arrested, accused of masturbating in art class


According to the report, "The student began to moan and said "aye mami" before beginning to masturbate fervently in front of the teacher and classmates..." My only hunch is that his art class was out of rubber cement.


Two female teachers caught having sex in classroom

Story: Language teachers Alini Brito, Cindy Mauro caught by janitor having naked romp in HS classroom

The teachers, who are 33 and 29 and teach French and Spanish respectively, have been described as "good looking," "popular," and "well-dressed" among other flattering adjectives. Somewhere in that high school, there is a boy holding a golden lamp with a genie in it...and he still has two wishes left!


Chubby teacher stripped in front of class

Story: Teacher filmed stripping in front of class reprimanded

As a way to ease his rowdy class, this teacher removed his shirt and began rapping and dancing around the room. This technique is commonly used in strip clubs and results in dollar bills being stuffed in the pants. It's also a great way to gross out a classroom of 14-year olds. As innocent as this may sound, Mr. Rouse was also accused of threatening to throw a student out of a window for misbehaving. Hopefully the rest of this school doesn't learn their classroom management skills from action movies.


Teacher Accused of Showing Nude Photos

Story: Teacher Accused of Showing Nude Photos

"What's your bra size?" Usually when your after-school tutoring session begins with that question, you're not gonna be getting a lot of calculus done.


Fla. school district restricts athletes' clothing

Story: Fla. school district restricts athletes' clothing

In Florida, it regularly reaches 100 degrees outside. That is hot. As a tradition, the athletes don't practice wearing extra layers. In fact, it's common to see the girls running in sports bras and the boys with their shirts off. As awesome of a sight that might be for classmates and pedophiles alike, a couple parents recently complained so of course a stricter dress code is now being enforced. I anticipate these same parents will be the first ones pointing fingers at the school when a student dies of heat exhaustion.

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Music teacher arrested on suspicion of flashing

Story: Music teacher arrested on suspicion of flashing

A doctor's office is generally an acceptable place to drop your pants. However, it it recommended that you wait until you get inside a private room, not out in the lobby in front of the receptionist. Our friend at Puking Dog wonders if flashing his skin flute will cost him his job teaching the real flute.


Bikini-clad teacher Tiffany Shepherd, aka Leah Lust, turns to porn after being fired from school



A while back she posed in a bikini on a boat and lost her job because of it. Now the ex-students of Leah Lust can see the real deal in some of her new x-rated movies. The porn industry must have been the only one accepting applications during the last year. Hopefully this is just a stepping stone to regaining custody of her children.


9-year-old Indian girl paraded naked for failing to pay school fees



Maybe we were wrong at DetentionSlip. Maybe U.S. schools really aren't that bad.


Naked man hijacks bus carrying students


Story: Naked man hijacks bus carrying students

I know they call it "Hot-lanta" but seriously dude -- put some clothes on before you try to hijack the school bus. Especially in the summer -- if school bus seats are anything like the hot vinyl frying pans they used to be when I was in school, they aren't the sort of place you want to be sitting bare-assed.


Nude sculpture at shopping plaza turning heads, sparking complaints



Everyone who argues that Michelangelo's David is art has a valid point. Now try explaining that to a first grader who has to walk past a series of nude sculptures on her way to school every morning. Let's just say this South Florida community better plan on adding Sex-Ed to their coursework a little bit earlier than planned.


Man watching high school runners charged with indecent exposure

Story: Man watching high school runners charged with indecent exposure


Apparently there is a law against masturbating while watching the local high school girls cross country team do their stretches. I am surprised that no one has ever noticed the creepy 40-year old Vietnamese guy hanging out at all the girls athletic events. Doesn't this neighborhood have a strip club?


Revealing photo makes high school yearbook



2,500 kids will get to have what appears to be a picture of a crotch shot in their high school memories forever. Now the whole school also knows this girl doesn't wear underwear! This is exactly why yearbooks are supposed to have a faculty advisor that makes sure slip-ups like this don't get printed. Have fun correcting this mistake. It's a little late for photoshop to bail you out now.


Topless Teachers Pose For Calendar

Story: Topless Teachers Pose For Calendar

Sex sells. But something tells me if a group of female teachers came out with a calendar like this arms would be up in the air. The cause is good (cancer), and who wouldn't want to see their hunky basbeball coach in tight black jeans sitting on top of Harley? Peggy, the school secretary, already owns a dozen copies.


Lancaster County student accused of exposing himself in class




If you are looking for an express ride to the sexual predators list, stand up in the middle of class and start masturbating. Nothing makes a 14-year old girl more comfortable than seeing a classmate jerk off while yelling out her name. His parents must be proud.


Geography Students Get Porn Instead Of Class Movie



A substitute teacher was tasked with showing a film to the class. Who would have thought he was going to stumble into the regular teachers private porn collection? More curiously, who would have thought a teacher would hide his porn collection in his classroom?! Well, I guess it's not a public school until you've accidentally seen a skin-flick in class.


Third Grade Teacher Arrested For Exposing Himself Outside School



It is safe to say your life has come to a crossroads when you find yourself in the habit of playing with your genitals every day after school in the parking lot. That, is why cops should wear gloves when they handcuff people.


Student Says Teacher Exposed Himself In Class



According to one boy, "There was a hole in his pants and they [the students] could see his private parts and they thought it was kind of disgusting." Well, I would say that could be classified as exposing yourself. Most men are guilty of this, except usually it is when they are out in the woods camping, and not in front of a classroom of middle school students.


NY teacher accused of ordering student penis video

Story: NY teacher accused of ordering student penis video


Some teachers send students out of the class for being disruptive. Others order them to go to the bathroom and record videos of their penis with the teachers cell phone. As if this story isn't horrible enough, maybe this will sweeten the pot- The boy was 11! Who ever said cell phones shouldn't be allowed in school?


 
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