It appears that some cheesy high school horror film is being taped at Conway High School or even worse a death occurred because Horry Electrics discovered a human skull there! Apparently, the skull was used for educational purposes only. But at the moment, there are no more details why it was buried behind the school!
Story: Conway Police locate human skull at Conway High School
Human skull discovered at school
Smells Like: South Carolina
Kindergarten Teacher Accused Of Hitting Kids
Smells Like: safety , South Carolina , teachers , violence
It wasn't so much the slapping of children or hitting them with sticks, but the rubbing of hand sanitizer in their mouths and faces that pushed parents over the edge. I guess kindergarten is a good age to make kids start fearing for their life every day they come to school.
BREAKING: Teen shot to death after stabbing school officer
Smells Like: guns , panic , safety , South Carolina , tragedy , violence
Story: Teen shot to death after high school stabbing
This much we know: Teen argues with resource officer, teen stabs officer, officer shoots teen dead. We are currently investigating if the teen had legs, because that would have seemed like a reasonable place to shoot him so he wouldn't die.
Teen suspended for wearing S.C. Gamecocks T-shirt
Smells Like: dress code , Louisiana , policy , school spirit , sex , South Carolina , sports
Story: Teen suspended for wearing S.C. Gamecocks T-shirt
I can't understand why school staff would be offended at a t-shirt that says "Go Cocks" on it. It sounds to me like this young scholar is simply dreaming of heading off to a nice university one day and wants to show a little college pride to inspire herself. By the way, South Carolina hit the jackpot with merchandising, but isn't it safe to say that something was overlooked when deciding on a school mascot?
Teacher accused of putting plastic bag over student's head
Smells Like: ESE , safety , South Carolina , teachers , trouble
I have often found that restricting the oxygen intake of students is an effective way to get them to listen in class. We have also heard that this teacher encourages students to run with scissors, stick their fingers into electrical sockets, and drink from bottles with a "Mr. Yuck" sticker on them.
Teens Admit to Sex on School Bus
Smells Like: bus , sex , South Carolina , sports
School officials were scratching their heads trying to figure out how this could happen when there were four adults on the bus. With minimal research, DetentionSlip offers this theory: When was the last time a coach sat in the back of the bus? It's basically 'anything goes' back there.
Students in School Drug Raid to Split $1.2 Million
Smells Like: drugs , guns , harassment , idiocy , law , South CarolinaStory: Students in School Drug Raid to Split $1.2 Million
Attention Principals, here's a great way to connect with your students (taken from Stratford High School in Goose Creek, SC):
1) arrive at school early, so you can be there when the majority of the kids in the halls are African American due to the bus scheduling
2) bring in the local police department k9 drug unit
3) watch as the cops draw their weapons and terrorize the entire student body
4) try to justify the fact they didn't find ANY DRUGS
What a shit show! This was in 2003, but the court has just approved a $1.2 million dollar settlement to be split between the students. The principal ended up resigning.
Say Uncle Sam, how's that war on drugs working out for you?
The above is actual video from the search.
Teacher In Student-Sex Case Kills Self
Smells Like: sex , South Carolina , teachers , tragedy
I think Romeo and Juliet had a similar ending...let's just hope the boy is doing ok. The only difference is that in Shakespeare's work it was the families that forbid the love. In this case it was the Constitution of the United States. This is why 37-year olds don't need to get involved with 15-year olds.
Teacher Suspended For Shooting Nerf Dart
Smells Like: guns , South Carolina , teachers , weird , zero tolerance
The sad thing is that we have to come to terms with the fact that zero-tolerance now includes Nerf items. But if you really want to shot of reality for the state of our nation, the mother of the victim wants to press charges! When we're done asking a focus group of 2-year olds, we'll let you know how you treat someone who has been injured by harmless foam.
School eliminates high-school credits for 8th-graders
Smells Like: grades , policy , South Carolina
In an effort to slow down the learning process as much as possible, some South Carolina school students will not be able to learn English, Math, Science, and Foreign Language at the level they they are capable of. I guess the school board does not see any advantages in challenging students. It is also rumored that their superior athletes are being asked to play with one arm behind their back.
Body found on SC playground
Smells Like: recess , South Carolina , tragedy , weird
And we wonder why some people think Tag might be too dangerous.
Boy suspended for using broken pencil sharpener
Smells Like: idiocy , safety , South Carolina
Story: Boy suspended for using broken pencil sharpener
What is more dangerous? A gun or a pencil? A gun has to be concealed. A pencil can inflict major damage to vital organs, causing blindness, severe bleeding or death. Not to mention the damage a pencil can do when in the hands of a student no afraid to write..
From the article:
"We're always going to do something to make sure the child understands the seriousness of having something that could potentially harm another student.."Top 10 Things That could potentially harm another student:
- lose leaf paper (cuts)
- email viruses
- scissors
- hard candy (choking)
- iPods (deafness, choking)
- knuckles
- a banana peel
- mats in the wrestling room
- Hanna Montana t-shirts
- senseless policy enforced mindlessly
Boy suspended for using broken pencil sharpener
Smells Like: panic , safety , South Carolina , weird
FACT: Pencil sharpeners are allowed in schools. FACT: All pencil sharpeners have a blade in them. FACT: You cannot write with a broken pencil. THEORY: We are teaching kids that nothing they do is correct, and will face discipline for behaving as normal students. FACT: This could have been avoided by giving every student a laptop.
Four Teens Arrested for Breaking into School
Smells Like: South Carolina , theft , trouble
Among the items stolen were "musical instruments...coins from vending machines... and $5 worth of coins from a teacher's office." The easiest way to solve this caper is to hang out at the arcades and see who has huge saxophones sticking out of their coats.
Teacher Accused of Helping Students Cheat
Smells Like: cheating , South Carolina , teachers , tests , trouble
If she really wanted test scores to improve, then why didn't she just change the gradebook? If these accusations prove to be true, what a great message she is sending to her 4th graders. Does she also light their cigarettes in the bathrooms?
7 people arrested for cheering at graduation
Smells Like: graduation , school spirit , South Carolina , weird
Story: 7 people arrested for cheering at S.C. high-school graduations
There's no better time for a school to flex it's muscle than right after handing a student his/her diploma. It's the one last time they get to rub it in the face of everyone that they suckered into following their rules for 12+ years. This time: No cheering at graduation. It's perfect! It really makes us feel special for dedicating so much time to an institution that has no problems seeing us get arrested for showing a little deserved emotion. Maybe those 30% or more students who never even graduate are on to something!
8th Graders Suspended After Having Sex on Trip
Smells Like: field trip , sex , South Carolina
Story: 8th Graders Suspended After Having Sex on Field Trip
Why would we expect 20 chaperone's to catch on to this? For the future, here's what might help tip you off: When you see a girl go into a guys room, something is about to happen. On a positive note, at least it's teen on teen sex. I am glad none of these adults decided to cash in on the action.
Student Bitten By Dog on School Bus
Smells Like: animals , bus , safety , South Carolina
Story: Student Bitten By Dog on School Bus
I guess it's easy to see how a responsible driver could mistake a child for a dog as everyone is boarding the bus. The only physical differences are that dogs are about 3 feet shorter, they walk on four legs, their skin is covered in fur, and they bark instead of talk. Simple mistake.
High school student accused of bomb plot
Smells Like: bombs , South Carolina , threats , trouble
I would hope a red flag goes up when a high school kid is getting ammonium nitrate delivered to his house. I still have a hard time believing that no one saw this coming. It's one thing to have a few skeletons in your closet, but to be plotting major terroristic-like explosions, at least one person must know of these tendencies.
Teacher Rented House For Teens, Allowed Alcohol
Smells Like: alcohol , law , South Carolina , teachers
Story: Teacher Rented House For Teens, Allowed Alcohol
Nothing makes you feel cooler than buying booze for underage kids. On paper this sounds like a great idea. The teacher shells out the rent money, buys tons of liquor for high schools kids, they get to have a wild Spring Break week, and the teacher lands herself in prison. Ya, a great idea!
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