Students fight rule banning balls in schoolyard


POP QUIZ: By banning all balls from the playground, this is part of a master plan to __________ .
A. Make recess as boring as possible
B. Limit physical mobility and hinder hand-eye coordination among students
C. Ensure that Canadian children never develop an interest any sport besides hockey


Teacher Accused of Using a Jump Rope to Tie Up Misbehaving Students

Story: Hickory Substitute Teacher Accused of Using a Jump Rope to Tie Up Misbehaving Student

What is troubling about this story, is that while bound, the teacher told the children, "This is what it’s going to be like when you’re in jail." The nerve of this lady to give out such inaccurate information to our youth! Even though jails are over-crowded, I don't think it's ever been common practice to tie up prisoners with a jump rope when they are causing trouble in the yard. Either they get shanked by another inmate or they're put in solitary confinement. No wonder kids haven't been scoring well on tests!


Student sues school over dodgeball injury

If you can dodge a ball, you can dodge a lawsuit!

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Injured kid hits school in dim gym lawsuit after dodgeball accident

Dodgeball was unofficially banned from schools about three years ago. That left gym teachers to be creative. That's why this class decided to use harder, less-giving soccer balls to launch at kids. The result? Busted teeth and a trip to court. Haven't schools learned that anything that was fun 10 years ago is now considered a dangerous threat to child safety? Who would have thought a game that encourages athletic kids to whip balls as hard as they can at the faces of nonathletic kids gets frowned upon?


Girl gets $25,000 for kickball injury


Story: $25k payout after girl hurt playing kickball in North Mankato

Her teacher used a folder for a base and the girl broke her ankle sliding on it. Rather than "walking it off" or "rubbing some dirt on it," her family decided the best way to nurse this injury back to health was suing the district for $25,000. Great! Now the school will never be able to afford real bases!


Discipline wall upsets parents

Story: Ada wall discipline prompts concerns

If you don't do your homework, you get "the wall." Reminiscent of a firing line-up where hostages are about to be stoned to death, this school believes that the best way to punish their students is to make them stand and face a brick wall for 20 minutes. For Oklahoma, it's a step up from paddling, but hopefully one day they will learn some modern, more efficient discipline techniques.


Missing kindergartner found in 1st grade



A cop had to investigate the entire school only to realize that the boy made a friend on the playground and followed him back to class. It would have been nice if the 1st grade teacher noticed that she mysteriously inherited an extra child mid-way through the day.


Substitute chokes 10-year old over dodgeball game

Story: New Rochelle sub denies police account of choking child, 10


Witness accounts have the teacher calling the boy a 'cry baby,' dragging him to the ground, and putting him in a sleeper hold. Had the boy been about 10 years older and in his weight class, then maybe we could have had this sanctioned by the Nevada Gaming Commission. It is obvious what the real problem boils down to- dodgeball has not yet been banned at this school.


Lead from police firing range found at school playground

Story: Police agency may face charges over lead found at school


You would think that building an elementary school across from a shooting range would be an air-tight plan. That is, of course, until the lead bullets shatter off the metal targets and ricochet onto the school roof and playground. Decades of students have had the luxery of playing in these toxic sandboxes. As of this report, none are known to have morphed into a Ninja Turtle.


Cougar sightings near school cancels recess

Story: Report cougar sightings near school cancels recess

Though there are no pictures or footprints, there are reports that a cougar was missing a few years ago in the area. Witnesses also saw a silverback gorilla on the monkey bars over the weekend, so school officials are taking proper precautions to keep the children safe and indoors.


Frozen body found at elementary school

Story: Frozen body found at Saginaw elementary school


This time, it wasn't a suspended student. You can imagine the frustration a child faces when they've been waiting patiently for the 46-year old woman to go down the slide, only to learn that she is frozen there. Too bad this "jungle" gym had "arctic" conditions.


Recess Makes for Better Students


Who would have thought that some unstructured, non-classroom time might actually benefit children. The problem is many schools became more focused on making sure students pass standardized tests (because of NCLB), than developing a child academically AND socially. And based on other statistics, it doesn't look like kids are getting their fill of "play time" at home, unless you count Nintendo Wii.
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Body found on SC playground

Story: Body found on SC playground as students return

And we wonder why some people think Tag might be too dangerous.



Dog attacks kids and teacher at school

Story: Dog attacks kids at school

Of all the safety risk factors on the playground, you'd really hope that getting mauled by a vicious dog isn't one of the injuries your child sustains. Luckily, since this took place in Georgia, Michael Vick was on the scene and quickly removed the animal. We can only assume he will take good care of it.

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Girl Finds Needle at Recess and Pokes Classmates

Story: Child Finds Dirty Needle at Recess

It's probably just a harmless meth needle. If you've ever seen a junky shoot up, then you know they're aren't going to leave anything in the syringe. The biggest threat now is just hepatitis or HIV. Maybe the school should reconsider why they are allowing students to use the restroom at a public park. I would say a little common sense could dictate the disadvantages of that. Oh, and also next time try and supervise a little better so the little girl doesn't have the opportunity to stick the needle in half the class.


Dog bites 5 kids at school playground


Story: Dog bites 5 kids at Port Huron school playground

Talk about adding an element of excitement to the old-fashioned game of tag. Was the dog also posing as a school boy and slipped past security? Hopefully this doesn't traumatize too many children into fearing puppies their whole lives. It's too bad the kids couldn't stick around to watch as they more than likely shot it dead upon capture.


School bans touching


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School bans touching

Well, that about wraps it up. With the school year winding down, there is now officially nothing you can do without facing a punishment. Wait, that's not exactly true. For now, some schools are still allowing talking. It's only a matter of time until that basic human right is waived.


Elementary School Halts Game of Tag Due to 'Intense Aggression'

Story: Elementary School Halts Game of Tag Due to 'Intense Aggression'

The article claims that one of the dangers in the game might include "possibly bumping [the children] to the ground." Holy Crap! I hope to God this type of behavior is not tolerated in elementary school. Give these kids a f*ing band-aid and let them live a normal childhood.


Syringes found on elementary school playground



So maybe kids are replacing kickballs with hypodermic needles. Sounds to me like we have a bunch of future doctors on our hands!


Game of 'Tag' banned from school playground

Game of 'TAG" Banned from School Playground


Pretty soon adults will have no way to relate to our youth. The schools have stripped just about all the classic games like Tag and Dodgeball to make the playground a safety zone. So a kid gets a scraped knee? It heels. But apparently the humiliation of being chased at recess never will.

We're in a time where everyone is pushed to become equal. We can't weed out the athletic from non-athletic. Little girls can't chase little boys. We don't play games that people can get 'out' and everyone gets a trophy just for trying. What's the incentive for excelling? Does this sound familiar at all? I wanna say Communism failed because the same basic principles proved to be flawed. Why are we trying to raise every child to be exactly the same? Isn't the idea of failing supposed to motivate you to try better next time or learn from your mistakes? What ever happened to, "If at first you don't succeed?"

But it's OK, because now if you don't succeed at first, someone will lobby to make policies so that no one else is allowed to succeed either. It must have not been fair to begin with, so it must be eliminated from schools.


 
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