Story: Girl suspended for refusing to recite pledge of Allegiance
After they had G.I. Joe give her a peer mediation about honor, they then forced her to read Bible verses out-loud to the class. Are we really that concerned about people not wanting to say the pledge. Kids are bringing bombs to school and hosting fight clubs in the bathrooms, and we're cracking down on a girl who won't salute the flag?
Girl suspended for refusing to recite pledge of Allegiance
Smells Like: 1st amendment , pledge , rights , TennesseePolice arrest city teacher in bank robberies
Smells Like: teachers , theft , trouble , Virginia
Story: Police arrest city teacher in bank robberies
Is it 1850? Who still thinks they can get away with multiple bank robberies? For some reason when I read this article I pictured the story in black and white. I heard the teacher was also moonlighting as a rum runner.
Teacher Accused Of Having Marijuana In Class
Smells Like: drugs , law , Maryland , teachers
Story: Teacher Accused Of Having Marijuana In Class
The students couldn't figure out why she was constantly pigging out on Doritos during class. They finally put two and two together when they would ask for help on homework assignments, and her response was always a lethargic, "Whoa, what are you a narc?" Oh, and for some reason she never got around to grading their tests.
Mother, Daughter Charged With Attacking Teacher
Smells Like: Georgia , parents , teachers , violence
Story: Mother, Daughter Charged With Attacking Teacher
It's good to see a parent getting involved in their child's studies. There's nothing like a little mother-daughter bonding during school. Maybe while the girl is suspended from school they can go to mom's work and kick the crap out of her boss for no reason.
High school student accused of bomb plot
Smells Like: bombs , South Carolina , threats , trouble
I would hope a red flag goes up when a high school kid is getting ammonium nitrate delivered to his house. I still have a hard time believing that no one saw this coming. It's one thing to have a few skeletons in your closet, but to be plotting major terroristic-like explosions, at least one person must know of these tendencies.
Bully Tries To Poison Student With Peanuts
Smells Like: allergy , bully , health , Kentucky , lunch , peanuts
Interesting tactic. I always thought bullies just pushed kids up against fences and broke their glasses. But I guess it's now 2008 and they are using advanced stealth techniques to conquer their enemies.
Teacher Arrested for Rape Twice in Three Days
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Story: Texas Teacher Arrested for Rape Twice in Three Days
This guy has been a busy little beaver recently. He's also chalked up burglary and assault charges. I wonder who's been grading the students tests while he's been out choking girls in his garage.
"Relay for Life" t-shirts banned from school
Smells Like: dress code , Tennessee
Story: "Relay for Life" t-shirts and newspapers banned from school
I'm sure after the principal did some research, he/she found that there is no benefit to allowing students to support a good cause. Why would we want to educate children to help others? I heard they also look poorly upon acts of community service.
Boy stabbed with scissors at school
Smells Like: Maryland , safety , violence
Story: Boy, 14, stabbed with scissors by another youth at city school
What was the school thinking? Keeping deadly weapons readily available for anyone who picks a fight. One minute you're cutting geometry shapes, the next minute you have a pair of scissors lodged in your neck. We really need to rethink what kind of craft projects we're assigning these students.
Student Shot, Killed by Police Officer
Smells Like: California , guns , safety , violence
Story: Student Shot, Killed by Police Officer
So much for the taser stories. We're skipping the middle man and getting right to the punch line here. I often tell myself that if I had high school to do over again, I would try my best not to get attacked by law enforcement.
Elementary student records found in dumpster
Smells Like: grades , Texas
Story: Elementary student records found in dumpster
I guess we now know the mysterious place they keep our records that will "stay with us the rest of our lives." I feel bad for the future employers and college recruiters who have to dig through all that shit just to find out if a kid ever got detention.
School evacuated 2nd day in a row after threats found on bathroom wall
Smells Like: Illinois , panic , safety , threats
Story:School evacuated 2nd day in a row after threats found on bathroom wall
Do they also give school-wide STD tests every time someone writes that a girl is a slut? It's completely ridiculous to evacuate the entire student body just because they find writing on the wall. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before they strip search kids entering bathrooms to make sure they don't have mini-sharpies with them.
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