Scientists abandon search for any KKK member with IQ above 82


And we thought all along that those pointy hats just made their cranial vaults look smaller! Once again, size does matter. This study from Brock University finds that low IQ in childhood contributes to the development of prejudice and socially conservative views. Why? According to one scientist "reality is complicated and messy" and simplistic thinking helps folks with limited cognitive capacity. Hmm. KKKlan of the Cave Bear.

STORY: Intelligence Study Links Low I.Q. To Prejudice, Racism, Conservatism


Gimme that old time religion and paycheck too


Without invoking actual scripture (big surprise) Shadrack McGill asserted that raising teachers salaries is an abomination...certain path to hell we suppose. This GOP Alabama State Senator spoke for the creator at a recent prayer breakfast in Fort Payne, thumping the bible at fellow worshipers. His biblical support comes from the notion that teachers are called to their profession by God, not a paycheck. Higher salaries will attract the wrong people to the profession...you know, people who like to earn a decent professional salary! Ruination and end of the world is in sight...Satan will be teaching calculus! Anything in the bible about electing an idiot, and paying him?

STORY: Shadrack McGill, Alabama State Senator, Says Keeping Teacher Pay Low 'A Biblical Principle'


All you need's a little heart

Candy out and origami in on Valentine's Day this year. This novel expression of love has been suggested by the school principal in a love letter sent home to parents. Apparently an excessive romantic chocolate fest caused chaos last year at the otherwise serene elementary school. Valentine's Day candy also violates the schools food sharing policy. Our solution...have the children construct the recommended origami from uneaten cafeteria food. Should be enough love for the whole town.

STORY: Valentine's Day Candy Banned By Horace Mann School In Massachusetts (VIDEO)


Hot, hot, hot,hot....stuff


The applications for Tabasco sauce seem endless! This spicy meatball of a teachers decided to invoke a misguided use of aversion therapy by coating crayons in hot sauce to punish autistic children who were putting crayons in their mouths. Ms. Lilly from Sunrise Elementary School is currently suspended from her teaching position. Look for her at a Taco Bell near you.

STORY: Lillian Gomez, Teacher, Accused Of Using Hot Sauce To Punish Special Needs Students


College of Conservative Arts


So much for a liberal arts degree! Our former Senator from Pennsylvania, Rick Santorum has put all colleges and universities on notice...stop brain washing our vulnerable youth with secular ideology from the far left wing. He even suggests that this is why President Obama would like to see more students attend college...add to the mindless ranks of the liberal army. We have witnessed Rick's paranoia before but we must admit that the GOP primary campaign has flipped all of his switches to high alert. Under President Santorum any college or university offering a liberal arts degree or housing a School of Liberal Arts will be summarily punished...Rick will deliver the commencement address.

STORY: Rick Santorum Says The Left Uses Colleges For 'Indoctrination'


Let my people go


To some, a sure sign that a discipline policy is working is to examine how many more kids are getting busted. This is the mind set of many zero-tolerance advocates who understand little of behaviorist theory or even the basic tenets of operant conditioning...we are not sure they even get the Pavlov's dog thing but they sure salivate at the opportunity to suspend students. Witness the Chicago Public Schools (CPS) zero-tolerance policy for cell phones, tardiness or writing on a desk. Could get you suspended or, in the desk debacle, arrested and sent to the police station. No wonder CPS spends 15 times the amount on security guards compared to career and college counselors. Are these guards on an incentive program...more busts = more pay (what would BF Skinner say...just a pop quiz). If a disciplinary policy results in a steady increase in infractions...it is ineffective. Can you spell extinction of behavior?

STORY: Chicago Students Demand Disciplinary Policy Revisions


Know you body parts


We applaud the release of new Sex Education Standards that establish a developmentally-based set of guidelines from elementary through high school designed to educate children about sex, bullying, and healthy relationships. Supported by many organizations including the National Education Association (NEA), the new standards are not without critics. Valerie Huber, executive director for the National Education Abstinence Association opposes these guidelines because "controversial topics are best reserved for conversations between parent and child, not in the classroom." She probably advocates that kids continue to use "wee-wee" and "voo-voo" instead of penis and vagina unless approved by momma and dada.

STORY: Sex Education Standards Encourage Teaching 'Safe Sex,' Sexual Identity, Anti-Bullying In Schools


Everything old is Newt again



GOP Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich finds today's college students a coddled bunch, flush with free money as they take a leisurely stroll through their studies. He advises that they borrow little and get a part-time job while in school. Newt's path? Lean on family members for dough, avoid taking on a part-time job and when pressed, assume a part-time teaching position at West Georgia College. But, he apparently spent little time actually teaching and had a high rate of absenteeism. Talk is cheap Newt, but college isn't.

STORY: Newt Gingrich Says College Students Should Have Jobs, But Did He?


Thank you Dave Tompkins



There is no news release for this blog...I ask that you indulge me today as I write a long overdue thank you to the man who inspired me to become a biology teacher and to whom I am deeply grateful. I grew up during the perfect storm for science education. Post-Sputnik era support for science education with plenty of funding and research as well as the push to identify gifted children and place them in an accelerated curriculum that was discovery and inquiry based. Our community enjoyed a true partnership with the local General Electric Plant in Lawrence Park that resulted in state-of-the-art science facilities in a brand new junior/senior high school. All these stars aligned...but without an incredible group of science teachers (Spencer, Luce, Kring, Buzanowski, and Dave Tompkins), the opportunity to learn science in depth and by using the scientific method would have been lost. Of all of these great teachers, Mr. Tompkins was the finest. He taught me the art and science of teaching and a love for the life sciences in particular. As a first year teacher in a neighboring school district, I met with Mr. Tompkins, the man with the broad shoulders and eternal grin...the man that inspired me in ninth grade, coached our junior high football team and varsity swim team, and later went on to earn his doctoral degree and serve first as high school principal and later in a leadership role at a local university. We talked, in his classroom after school one day about teaching. I was worried that I wasn't reaching every student. He told me that I probably wouldn't...that he knew he hadn't. But he also said that I needed to be sure I reached out to every kid every day. Later in my career that spanned 35 years in public education, when I was teaching at the university level, I know that I channeled him in advice I would give aspiring science teachers...always be well prepared, be creative, listen to your students and watch them because they will teach you so much. Engage them with science as method and content. And, always be the one reaching out to them even when it seems they are unwilling to reach back. Dr. Tompkins passed away a few weeks ago, and when I left the funeral home, I knew this letter was long overdue. So here it is and I hope that for all of you who have been inspired by great teachers, you won't wait to write to them.


Beauty rest

A ninth grade student was suspended from Mustang High School for pursuing her passion for photography!
Actually, the student caught a substitute teacher taking a bit of a cat nap during class. The issue at hand was the use of the cell phone during school to capture this learning moment. Given the tempo of the typical school day and the dazzling curriculum we tend to offer students, it is no wonder that the teacher was just overwhelmed. It may have been after a nutritious high-carb lunch at the cafeteria, or perhaps the teacher was modeling for students the need to get a good 8 hours of sleep each day/night. School spokesperson Mary Leaver had a different take (this speaks for itself...we couldn't make this up)

" We understand the importance of these devices, but we have to maintain a learning environment."
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STORY: Oklahoma High School Student Suspended For Photographing Teacher Napping (VIDEO)


Wooly Bully


Ex-superintendent of two Georgia School Districts (Cobb and Fulton Counties) has drawn fire and ire for allegedly threatening a state official investigating wide-spread cheating on state exams. James Wilson railed against the inquiry, telling Kathleen Mathers she would "pay dearly" for her use of "Gestapo tactics." The poor Gestapos can't get a break! Here we have the best of high stakes testing...cheating, coercion, bullying are but the tip of the "testberg." Underlying our blind faith in standardized test results are the loss of...recess, Physical Education, Art/Music, innovation and creativity. Imagine if all students across the nation sat for these exams and just filled them out randomly as a form of protest...every school would fail to make AYP... then what?

STORY: James Wilson, Former Georgia Schools Superintendent, Caught On Tape Bullying State Official Over Cheating Probe


Wait til your father gets home


Despite his protests, a Willow Creek Middle School Student was outed to his parents by the school as part of a "bullying prevention effort." So the Alpine School District figures that violating student's right to privacy is a necessary part of prevention. Thankfully the boy's parents have been supportive of their son, but what if this weren't the case? Consider this blog as an official outing (without permission of course) of the school district decision makers as DUMB and DANGEROUS.

STORY: Utah Middle School Defends Outing Gay Student To Parents As Bullying Prevention Effort


 
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