Chubby teacher stripped in front of class

Story: Teacher filmed stripping in front of class reprimanded

As a way to ease his rowdy class, this teacher removed his shirt and began rapping and dancing around the room. This technique is commonly used in strip clubs and results in dollar bills being stuffed in the pants. It's also a great way to gross out a classroom of 14-year olds. As innocent as this may sound, Mr. Rouse was also accused of threatening to throw a student out of a window for misbehaving. Hopefully the rest of this school doesn't learn their classroom management skills from action movies.


Teacher tells seven-year-olds: Imagine your dad died in 9/11 attacks

Story: Teacher tells seven-year-olds: Imagine your dad died in 9/11 attacks

Nothing seems more productive than asking a group of first graders to picture their dad dying in a terrorist attack. I wonder how many family members of the close to 3,000 victims would be interested in reading the completed assignments? I find it hard to believe that this teacher ran out of positive topics and thought this would be a really great brain exercise.


Teacher suspended for calling pupils ugly and fat



The teaching days of this wise-cracking, name-calling man have come to and end. A board decided that after multiple counts of callings kids 'scumbags,' accusing girls of being pregnant, and even an allegation of shoving a students head into an oven, that it was finally time to muzzle his outbursts. Who knows how long it will take these young teens to heal from constant humiliation from their teacher, but it is clear that this guy never grew up past the name-calling phase.


Boy Banned From School For Moustache

Story: Boy Banned From School For Moustache

Everyone knows that moustaches lead teen boys down a destructive path of drugs and violence.


BREAKING: Racism Alive and Well in the UK


DetentionSlip.org exclusive: Swastika-loving seniors pull of prank

Question: When does a senior prank become hate speech? Answer: When it involves the most notorious symbol of racism. Thanks to a reader tip, we learned that high school seniors in England still believe in the harassment of anyone not associated with the Aryan nation. We are still investigating to find out if they are pumping the locker room showers with Zyklon-B poisonous gas.


School Warns Parents Dead Daughter Can't Go to Prom


This school feels so strictly about attendance, that even deceased students aren't off the hook. This young girl passed away over two months ago, but her parents are getting warnings stating she won't be able to attend prom if her attendance doesn't improve. To continue to rub it in, they plan to hold a post-prom party at her gravesite.


School holds pole dance class

Story: School holds pole dance class

I guess this is fair...some school offer metal shops and auto body classes for the boys, why not give young women the life skills they could use to pay their way through college. They only problem is that for some unknown reason, parents didn't like their 14-year old sons coming home with strip-pole footage recorded on their cell phones. Parent's these days!


Teacher Tells 7-Year-Olds Santa Is Not Real

Story: Outrage After Teacher Tells 7-Year-Olds Santa Is Not Real

What a way to ring in the Christmas spirit, by leaving a class of 7-year olds in tears after telling them there is no such thing as Santa. For some reason this teacher thought that these 25 students best hear it from a trusted adult, rather than a deceiving parent. The plan actually backfired when the kids realized there is no incentive to be naughty or nice, so they became disruptive or the rest of the day. (This is, of course, once they were done crying.)


Teacher filmed student having sex on school trip

Story: Teacher filmed student having sex on school trip

Every once and a while a story from England is noteworthy. In this case, the teacher thought it would be the best idea to let kids go out drinking and partying, allow them to bring back strangers from the pub to have sex with, just as long as he can film it from his hotel room. Nothing to weird about that right? The funniest part of the story? His punishment is that he can't teach for four years!


School bans fake tanning

Story: School bans fake tan

From the school, "We ask for your support in ensuring your girls do not come to school looking varying shades of orange." I mean, even though we all might agree that it looks ridiculous, is it really within a schools rights to prohibit girls (and boys perhaps) from looking gross? Kids have done dumb things to their bodies forever, that's part of being a teen. Don't worry, they will look at pictures twenty years from now and be completely embarrassed.


Teacher charged with 'running brothel staffed by immigrants'



Talk about a secret night life...Judging by the predictable history of teacher's insatiable drive for sex, I am guessing it was somone from his own school that eventually stumbled into him one drunken night and ratted him out. But you know what they say, couples who run whore houses together, stay together.


 
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