School bans 'boobies' breast cancer bracelets

Story: School bans controversial breast cancer bracelets


The principal feels that the students are too young to support a cause, so they are not allowed to raise awareness for breast cancer while in the school hallways. It's amazing how just about everything can be deemed a "distraction to the learning process."


Student crashes car through Shorecrest High School

Story: Student crashes car through Shorecrest High School


Some teens spend their Friday nights hanging out with their friends...others send their car crashing through the front doors of their school. What is most disturbing, is that the police file states the boy "did NOT appear to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol." I wonder how much your insurance rates go up after joy-riding through the hallways of a high school?


Teacher who sent poop home with student is retiring

Story: Teacher who sent feces home with student is retiring


The day finally came when this teacher had to look in a mirror and say to herself, "I sent a bag of poop home with a 5-year old." That's usually when you know you've seen your last days with kids.


Spokane elementary schools switch to number grades

Story: Spokane elementary schools switch to number grades

Instead of A-B-C-D, these schools are now using 4-3-2-1. The woman who headed up this change wants to give parents a "clearer picture of where their child stands." Apparently the families in Spokane have been struggling for years to decipher the universal grading system of A's and B's. Of the pointless ideas I've heard, I'd rank this a 4.


Teacher accused of pushing boy's head into desk

Story: Aberdeen teacher accused of pushing boy's head

When you don't know how to deal with kids, you tell them to put their heads down. When they don't listen to that, you slam their head into the desk. Problem solved, right?


Mary K. Letourneau hosts 'Hot Teacher' night

Story: Mary K. Letourneau hosts 'Hot Teacher' night


The teacher who was arrested over ten years ago for raping a sixth grade student is now being celebrated with parties in her honor. Is this the litmus for what is acceptable in American culture? For all you youngsters out there...there is nothing glamorous about statutory rape.


14 students expelled in food fight



Story:
14 students expelled in Mill Creek food fight

We were going to comment on this, but one of the students put it best:

"You only hear about food fights and you never actually see one, and this one was pretty epic,” said Cody Popham, expelled for "hurling a burrito into a crowd of people."

Hey Cody, we've got a summer job for you here at DetentionSlip.


Students protest surveillance of two girls kissing



It seems one of the best places to view some girl on girl action is from high school bathroom surveillance footage. I would just not be the best way to find out that your daughter is attracted to females. I am guessing that is a clip most parents don't want to watch. Leave it to the principal to be the bearer of this news. As you might suspect, there are some unhappy students right now.


Teacher Accused Of Buying Vicodin From Student

Story: Teacher Accused Of Buying Vicodin From Student

Sometimes teens know where to get the best stuff at. At besides, sometimes it can be so time-consuming to fake an injury just to get some extra-strength pain relievers. No word whether or not the teacher and student met up on the weekends, crushed the pills, and blew them up their noses together.


Kindergarten Teacher Sends Bag of Poop Home With Student


Story: Kindergarten Student Sent Home With Bag of Feces And Note From The Teacher

So, the teacher finds a turd on the floor. She assumes it's from a student who had had some accidents before, and decides the best idea would be to wrap the little guy (the poop, not the pupil) in a paper towel, and send it home with the student.

From the mom:
"She found a clear plastic bag with a piece of fecal matter wrapped up in a brown paper towel with the note on it. This little turd was on the floor in my room. And that's all it says. Nothing else. If it was his did she see him do this? Did she follow him around to make sure this was his, did she see it drop out? Or just assume it was his because he had an accident a couple of months ago?"
Say Mrs. Graham, are you sure that little turd you found wasn't just what you've been passing off as your teaching credentials?

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Boys accused of spiking teacher's coffee ordered held in jail





Who would have thought that poisoning a teacher would have negative consequences? Maybe next time these boys won't go around telling the whole school. In the meantime, a few pounds lighter, the teacher is recovering fine.


Spokane school tests jamming cell phone signals

Story: Spokane school tests jamming cell phone signals


Teachers just don't understand that teen needs to stay connected with their friends at every minute of the day. Students will once again have to learn how to pass notes during class, which will also pose a challenge because many of them have lost the ability to write with a pencil and paper. Times are so hard for our kids.


Student suspended over hatchet

Story: Student suspended over hatchet


School authorities were tipped off when they found nicely chopped piles of wood stacked behind the building.


Court rules that teachers can have sex with 18-year-old students

Story: Court rules that teachers can have sex with 18-year-old students


In a completely unrelated story, many colleges and universities are reporting an unusual spike in interest from adults wanting to go back to school to pursue teaching degrees.


Edmonds schools forcing parents to pay for lunches

Story: Edmonds schools forcing parents to pay for lunches

While some parents have been scamming the "free lunch" system for years, others actually need the assistance. The problem is, parents who do have money get too lazy and don't pay off their debts. Now everyone is suffering because cafeteria's are losing their operating budgets due to unpaid balances. So basically, it's cheese sandwiches for everyone!


Student suspended for bumper sticker

Story: Walla Walla student suspended for bumper sticker

The school went ahead and figured since the car was parked in their parking lot, that some of the language on her bumper sticker caused a disruption to the education process (which generally occurs in classrooms and hallways). Schools can go months and months with grafitti sprayed on their property, and do nothing about it, but the second they don't like the sticker a girl puts on her car- suspension.


Cheerleaders' parents sue in nude photos incident

Story: Cheerleaders' parents sue in nude photos incident

I am not sure how the parents are going to approach this one. At some point they'll have to come to terms with the fact that their 16-year old daughters took naked pictures of themselves, sent them to friends over the phone, and in short time the pics spread like wild-fire around the school. Last I checked that is still classified as distribution of underage porn. It must have been a lot easier years ago when all a principal had to do was raid a football players locker to find stacks of Hustler.


Boy accused of urinating in teacher's cup

Story: Castle Rock boy accused of urinating in teacher's cup

Don't most adults know by now not to leave their drinks exposed around people they can't trust? It's too bad the school doesn't have restrooms easily accessible otherwise he would have been able to properly go to the bathroom instead. Luckily, the teacher did not drink it. In addition, the teacher was fortunate that the boy did not offer a Baby Ruth bar instead.


Student Suspended in Peanut Butter Bullying Case

Story: Washington High School Student Suspended in Peanut Butter Bullying Case

Kill them with protein, that's what we always said. But seriously, if you haven't been around kids in a while then it is news to you that tons of them are somehow allergic to peanuts nowadays. So wiping peanut butter on a child with this allergy, is the equivalent to poisoning them with cyanide. Who would have thought lunch time can be the most dangerous place in schools?


Strikes, Protests Hit Schools Like Wild Fire!

Schools everywhere hit with student, teacher strikes

It was the first day of school for millions across the country. But for thousands and thousands, strikes and protests prevented this day from going smoothly. Over 1000 Chicago students protested unbalanced funding in poorer neighborhoods by skipping school and showing up at the wealthier one instead. Some schools near Seattle had to be canceled altogether because of a teacher strike. The same thing is happening near Pittsburgh because of a wage dispute that doesn't appear to have a close ending in sight. Across the state outside Philadelphia, contract problems are looming and forced 7,000 students to not start class as scheduled. Detroit avoided a near-miss, but could have a rough ride in next 30 days if disagreements don't get resolved. So what is to be learned by all this? That the American public is completely satisfied with the current state of education.

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