Story: Teacher attacks vandal's faulty grammar
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Story: Middle school library soaked by sprinkler
Do kids even read library books anymore? I thought that's what the Internet was for. They could have allowed everyone to play in the sprinklers during those 100 degree days the other week though.
Story: San Jose teens suspected of torching school toilets
You can tell when a student really misses attending classes when they go back and visit within days of school being out. It was probably just an extra-credit science experiment gone wrong. These kids are such over-achievers. Talk about getting a head start on your studies.
Story: Boy sought after bulldozer hits Willis school
Don't bulldozers travel at like 2 mph? You're telling me nobody saw this kid slowly move his way from a construction site, through town, and to a school? It was later learned he was mimicking the "chicken" scene from Footloose. When he realized that the building was not going to budge, he had no choice but to bail. Needless to say, he didn't get the girl.
Story: Class president arrested after senior prank
"I am not a role model." It's a shame we can't even count on the good ones to make us proud. But then again, name a president (of the united states) that has never been in trouble for anything? Let's stop blaming the parents and point fingers at the Commander in Chief.
Story: Vandalism of school bus tires prompts late start in Ridgefield
The 2-hour delays were caused because the drivers arms were exhausted after trying to hand pump over 100 tires back up. Although, this might have been an elaborate excuse because the bus drivers union had a killer Memorial Day party the night before and needed some time to sleep in.
