Story: Third Grader Brings Grenade To School
I think students are just trying to "one-up" each other across the country for what crazy thing they can do at school. We've heard about schools with WWII explosives buried under them [story here], but how does a third grader come across a grenade? For that matter, how does an adult come across a grenade?
Third Grader Brings Grenade To School
Smells Like: bombs , Massachusetts , panic , safetySchool Principal Charged With Sexual Abuse
Smells Like: alcohol , Illinois , principal , sex , trouble
Story: School Principal Charged With Sexual Abuse
This is just another case of a 47-year old man having a sex and drugs party while watching porn with 16 year old girls in a hotel room. We've all done worse haven't we? I don't know what's happening. Either high school girls are getting hotter and hotter, or middle aged men have just completely given up. Maybe it is time we look into using robots for teachers.
High School teacher applied to marry student
Smells Like: law , teachers , Texas
Story: Akins High School teacher applied to marry student
I felt a little weird when I gave my 5th grade teacher a gift on Valentine's Day. I guess this student had no problems giving everything she has to this teacher. Well, hopefully she still has these feelings when she is 37, because that's when he'll be released from prison if he's convicted.
Woman Picking Up Sick Child At School Charged With DUI
Smells Like: drunk , parents , Pennsylvania , safety
"Somebody tell me I'm pretty."Story: Woman Picking Up Sick Child At School Charged With DUI
Really though...who isn't usually drunk by 10am when they're babysitting four other children? Maybe this helps the argument for having more nurses in our schools. It's probably better for the kid to lay sick all day than go home with a booze-hound mom who's been wrapping her lips around a bottle of Wild Turkey since 8am.
Student hurt after taking ant-illegal immigration sign to school
Smells Like: racism , Texas , violence
Story: Student hurt after taking ant-illegal immigration sign to school
It's a good thing that the Native American's didn't have sign like this when the Pilgrims arrived. Or anybody else for the next few hundred years as Europeans were escaping religious persecution. But I am glad we are relying on 13-year old girl to start political movements. I mean, after all the experiences she's been through she must be the voice of reason for this subject.
Driverless School Bus With Students Crashes
Smells Like: bus , Ohio , safety
Story: Driverless School Bus With Students Crashes Into Bridge
Where to start on this...1. Why wasn't the bus already fueled? 2. Why did he leave a bus full of kids unsupervised? 3. Why did he think he had the super-powers of the Incredible Hulk when he started chasing after it.
Normally students have to wait until they get to school until their lives are in danger.
High School teacher arrested in Internet sex sting
Smells Like: Colorado , internet , law , sex , teachers , trouble
Story: Brighton High School teacher arrested in Internet sex sting
No? You can't send pictures of your genitals to 14-year old girls online? Huh. Well that kinda sucks. I am glad this guy took the grenade on this one because the rest of us had no idea you can get into trouble for this kind of behavior.
Workers Told It's English-Only In School Cafeterias
Smells Like: Florida , lunch , racism , rights
Story: Workers Told It's English-Only In School Cafeterias
Apparently there is an unwritten code of conduct in the crazy underworld of school cafeteria's. And that code goes as follows: "This is God's America, and in God's America nobody better speak a goddamn word of Spanish." I heard they also don't let handicapped people use wheelchairs and force deaf students to hear.
Cross-Dressing Tradition Creates Controversy
Smells Like: christians , GLBT , school spirit , trouble , weird , wisconsin
I am sure the school also had a 'backwards' day that week, that doesn't mean they were supporting idiocy. If we're gonna let people over-react every time student or a school does something out of the norm, then we can say goodbye to inspiring creativity. The kids were having fun. No one is ''promoting transgenderism.'' Also, they were allowed to dress up like senior citizens. I heard there is now an uproar that the school is encouraging osteoporosis and alzheimers.
Teacher charged with breaking son's nose with a wrench
Smells Like: Illinois , teachers , violence
Story: Teacher charged with breaking son's nose with a wrench
"...beat his son with a wrench after finding the boy asleep while wearing his eyeglasses." Can we assume this teacher is pro-corporal punishment? Allow us to offer some friendly advice, if you happen to be a loose canon and have no patience when children make mistakes, perhaps teaching (or being a father) might not be your best option. I think pro-wrestling often has weapons matches.
Student arrested for wearing offensive T-shirt to school
Smells Like: dress code , expression , racism , South Carolina
Story: Student arrested and suspended for wearing offensive T-shirt to school
But really, who hasn't been arrested because of a shirt they wore? If the kid happens to be an idiot and has radical, unsupported beliefs about other races, then let's try and handle that issue. The school is considering expelling him now. Well, I'm sure there's some secluded house in the woods that farms young minds into becoming even greater racists that would love to have him. And it looks like we've already pointed him in that direction.
Teacher met, molested 12-year-old boy at movies
Smells Like: Florida , sex , teachers , trouble
Story: Teacher met, molested 12-year-old boy at movies
Another Tampa Bay teacher bites the dust. It's the latest trend that is spreading through Florida's Gulf Coast like wild fire...having sex with minors. I think it's time we just did a clean sweep of all the teachers down there and just start from scratch for the next school year, because the current ones are demonstrating no shame in hiding their perverted addictions.
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