Story: Elementary School Halts Game of Tag Due to 'Intense Aggression'
The article claims that one of the dangers in the game might include "possibly bumping [the children] to the ground." Holy Crap! I hope to God this type of behavior is not tolerated in elementary school. Give these kids a f*ing band-aid and let them live a normal childhood.
Elementary School Halts Game of Tag Due to 'Intense Aggression'
Smells Like: recess , safety , tag , Virginia
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Bill Bans Restaurant Sales To Kids Before School
Smells Like: attendance , Maryland , policy
Story: Bill Bans Restaurant Sales To Kids Before School
The school was having problems with students showing up late in the mornings after stopping for breakfast (reportedly the most important meal of the day.) Has the school looked into the option of having a more strict tardiness policy? What better way to punish kids for fueling up for the day than hurting the local economy.
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Girl raped in Cleveland high school
Smells Like: law , Ohio , sex , trouble
Story: Girl raped in Cleveland high school
I don't even remember having time to talk with my friends in between classes let alone commit violent sexual acts.
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Rabid bat found at Higley High School
Smells Like: animals , Arizona , health , safety , weirdStory: Rabid bat found at Higley High School
The Health Department is looking for any student who may have handled the bat. Now I know we all make mistakes as teenagers, but for some reason I'd like to believe that kids don't go around playing with dead bats that they find on the ground. Maybe I'm the crazy one.
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Student suspended for answering call from dad in Iraq
Smells Like: cell phone , policy , Texas
Story: Student suspended for answering call from dad in Iraq
I think this is the same school that wouldn't allow students to acknowledge that Mother's Day and Father's Day were important. They followed up his 2-day suspension by reminding him that this is a senseless war and he should be ashamed of his father, regardless of how long it's been since he has seen or heard from him.
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Stun gun used on middle school student
Smells Like: Missouri , safety , taser , trouble
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Teacher Robbed at Elementary School
Smells Like: guns , nevada , safety , teachers , theft
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Teacher Rented House For Teens, Allowed Alcohol
Smells Like: alcohol , law , South Carolina , teachers
Story: Teacher Rented House For Teens, Allowed Alcohol
Nothing makes you feel cooler than buying booze for underage kids. On paper this sounds like a great idea. The teacher shells out the rent money, buys tons of liquor for high schools kids, they get to have a wild Spring Break week, and the teacher lands herself in prison. Ya, a great idea!
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Student accusation of beating a hoax
Smells Like: idiocy , panic , racism , Texas , video
Story: Student accusation of beating a hoax
So it turns out the girl was just full of shit. And a racist to boot. Big ol adda boy to the lone star state. Can't you guys throw this one back -- she's certainly not a keeper.
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"Fight Club" Busted at Local High School
Smells Like: idiocy , Texas , video , violence
Story: "Fight Club" Busted at Local High School
"First rule of Fight Club: You do not YouTube Fight Club
Second rule of Fight Club: You DO NOT YouTube Fight Club"
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Principal Accused of Embezzlement
Smells Like: Illinois , law , principal , theft , trouble
Story: Principal Accused of Embezzlement
Somebody had to pay for all those cool Christmas gifts she bought her family. And besides, it's not like public schools have a tight budget. Who is gonna miss an extra $35,000 dollars? Except for the fact you could have paid almost two teachers salaries with that amount. Or maybe hired an additional officer to help prevent more Chicago area students from being killed.
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Explicit graffiti pops up at elementary school
Smells Like: art , Florida , panic , sex , vandalism
Story: Explicit graffiti pops up at elementary school
If graffiti is the worst of this schools problems, then they've got it made.
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