Substitute teacher molested eight girls in two days

Story: Substitute teacher molested eight girls in two days

They say three strikes and you're out. So this "teacher" is long past his limit. Aside from nearly filling up an entire soccer team of elementary school girls he touched, I can think of at least eight dads that want to kick the crap out of this guy. Let's just hope they don't have Zoey 101 in prison.

<a href="http://www.adashofpanache.com/images/Photos/GirlsPartyPics/Crazy%20Hair%20Girls.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.adashofpanache.com/images/Photos/GirlsPartyPics/Crazy%20Hair%20Girls.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 339px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 252px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a> <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_11951450?source=rss">Substitute teacher molested eight girls in two days</a><br /><div></div><br /><div align="justify">They say three strikes and you're out. So this "teacher" is long past his limit. Aside from nearly filling up an entire soccer team of elementary school girls he touched, I can think of at least eight dads that want to kick the crap out of this guy. Let's just hope they don't have Zoey 101 in prison.</></div>

Woman accused of biting son's principal

Story: Woman accused of biting son's principal

Follow this logic- child gets in trouble for being disruptive, mom disagrees with punishment and becomes ten times more disruptive towards school officials. It sounds like this boy has a promising future with such supportive, class-act parents behind him.

<a href="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/07/07/tyson_wideweb__470x364,0.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/07/07/tyson_wideweb__470x364,0.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 361px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 233px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.920whjj.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=122060&article=5174405">Woman accused of biting son's principal</></a><br /><br /><div align="justify">Follow this logic- child gets in trouble for being disruptive, mom disagrees with punishment and becomes ten times more disruptive towards school officials. It sounds like this boy has a promising future with such supportive, class-act parents behind him.</div>

Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas

Story: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas

The boy was making it "difficult to breathe" for his classmates. The school feels strongly about students farting to disrupt class, so he will face his consequences. The principal is allegedly also reconsidering if Mexican food belongs on the lunch menu.

<a href="http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/other-topics/2237d1175224464-members-celebrity-roast-funny-farting-joke-toxic-fumes-diaper.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/other-topics/2237d1175224464-members-celebrity-roast-funny-farting-joke-toxic-fumes-diaper.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 345px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 198px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><br /><div><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"></span></div><div><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.clickorlando.com/news/18965374/detail.html">Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas</a></div><div> </div><div align="justify">The boy was making it "difficult to breathe" for his classmates. The school feels strongly about students farting to disrupt class, so he will face his consequences. The principal is allegedly also reconsidering if Mexican food belongs on the lunch menu.</></div>

Girl, 13, cited for disrupting FCAT

Story: Girl, 13, cited for disrupting FCAT

The purpose of standardized tests is to teach children to be as motionless and focused as possible, until each student completes the test. This is a skill that they will need much into their adult lives. Now, I am sure this girl was acting a fool to get attention, but do we really need to involve the local sheriffs?

<a href="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00003CWQR.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00003CWQR.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 243px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 264px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/girl_15960___article.html/beach_walton.html">Girl, 13, cited for disrupting FCAT</a><br /><div></div><br /><div align="justify">The purpose of standardized tests is to teach children to be as motionless and focused as possible, until each student completes the test. This is a skill that they will need much into their adult lives. Now, I am sure this girl was acting a fool to get attention, but do we really need to involve the local sheriffs?</></div>

Top 5 Vegetarian Friendly High Schools

Story: Most Vegetarian-Friendly High School Cafeterias

While most of the free world drags it's knuckles catching up with the enlightened crowd, some US high schools are taking steps to offer dietary choices that are better for the environment, and better for the students.

The move towards regionally produced, organic, vegetarian foods is a trend that we will be seeing more of in the months to come.

<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><strong><br /></strong><div align="center"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/14630887@N03/3351442544"><img height="334" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3545/3351442544_c98f60a17b.jpg" width="251" /></a><br /><br /></div><strong>Story: </strong><a href="http://www.peta2.com/takecharge/t-veg-cafeterias.asp?c=peta2_enews">Most Vegetarian-Friendly High School Cafeterias</a><br /><br />While most of the free world drags it's knuckles catching up with the enlightened crowd, some US high schools are taking steps to offer dietary choices that are better for the environment, and better for the students.<br /><br />The move towards regionally produced, organic, vegetarian foods is a trend that we will be seeing more of in the months to come.<br /><br /><div class="zemanta-pixie"><img class="zemanta-pixie-img" src="http://img.zemanta.com/pixy.gif?x-id=1e409509-323b-4a7a-90ce-a03311b2edd2" /></div></div>

Gay-themed film cost Oklahoma teacher her job

Story: Gay-themed film cost Oklahoma teacher her job

The teacher began doing projects based on the film The Laramie Project. The movie addresses issues of homophobia and allowed the students to engage in productive discussion about homosexuality. When the superintendent heard rumors that teens were opening their minds and learning to become tolerant, he had seen enough. After a small dramatic parking lot performance, the teacher was fired and the students returned to judging others based on sexual orientation.

<a href="http://www.lvacademytheatre.org/Laramieangels.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.lvacademytheatre.org/Laramieangels.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 387px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 245px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/2009-03-16-teacher-laramie_N.htm?csp=34">Gay-themed film cost Oklahoma teacher her job</a><br /><div></div><br /><div align="justify">The teacher began doing projects based on the film <em>The Laramie Project</em>. The movie addresses issues of homophobia and allowed the students to engage in productive discussion about homosexuality. When the superintendent heard rumors that teens were opening their minds and learning to become tolerant, he had seen enough. After a small dramatic parking lot performance, the teacher was fired and the students returned to judging others based on sexual orientation.</></div>

School Employee Charged with Embezzlement

Story: Fairfax School Employee Charged with Embezzlement

Stealing electronics and selling them to pawn shops is something meth addicts do. We just wanted to put that into perspective for this middle school Safety and Security Assistant.

<a href="http://www.freeclipartfree.com/albums/photo-clip-art-people-kids/normal_Convict_stealing_computer_5k.gif"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.freeclipartfree.com/albums/photo-clip-art-people-kids/normal_Convict_stealing_computer_5k.gif" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 206px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 228px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><br /><div><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"></span></div><div><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.news8.net/news/stories/0309/604209.html">Fairfax School Employee Charged with Embezzlement</a></div><div> </div><div align="justify">Stealing electronics and selling them to pawn shops is something meth addicts do. We just wanted to put that into perspective for this middle school Safety and Security Assistant.</></div>

Teacher accused of fondling, kissing 14 year old girl

Story: Montco teacher accused of fondling, kissing girl

According to the report, they "...learned that the teacher had professed his love to this child, told her that he desired to continue their physical relationship and wanted to marry her..." Age ain't nuthin but a number, right? Well, I am sure this mans' wife might have an opinion on that. By the way, middle school is NOT an ideal place for men in their late twenties to seek future wives.

<a href="http://qshc.bmj.com/content/vol13/suppl_1/images/medium/qc9886.f1.gif"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://qshc.bmj.com/content/vol13/suppl_1/images/medium/qc9886.f1.gif" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 268px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 338px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.philly.com/dailynews/local/20090317_Montco_teacher_accused_of_fondling__kissing_girl.html">Montco teacher accused of fondling, kissing girl</a><br /><div></div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify">According to the report, they "...learned that the teacher had professed his love to this child, told her that he desired to continue their physical relationship and wanted to marry her..." Age ain't nuthin but a number, right? Well, I am sure this mans' wife might have an opinion on that. By the way, middle school is NOT an ideal place for men in their late twenties to seek future wives.</></div>

Boy urinates on himself during school punishment

Story: Mom; School forced son to squat 30 minutes until he soiled himself

After making a mess in the lunchroom, he was forced to run laps then hold text books during leg squats...all without bathroom priveleges. So now the mess is running down his pant legs. Aside from learning his life lesson, the youngster now gets confused everytime he goes to the zoo and sees animals being treated better than him. Needless to say he is in a private school now, with plenty of restrooms.

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfzCQupPX_bq_-mwfGu1QO2Ds-MA2sA5Eth5YJX_LxtECOvxWBC3wDgRuwHUP9RYPIoJo_vNJVdwrNsJWbcsRQ95ak7CaDQtg2VzcNgPKk_fSP8UOo-1vg8UkSZQT02jUnED4_yZ_oSJfm/s1600-h/bath.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313952421437184002" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfzCQupPX_bq_-mwfGu1QO2Ds-MA2sA5Eth5YJX_LxtECOvxWBC3wDgRuwHUP9RYPIoJo_vNJVdwrNsJWbcsRQ95ak7CaDQtg2VzcNgPKk_fSP8UOo-1vg8UkSZQT02jUnED4_yZ_oSJfm/s320/bath.JPG" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 140px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a> <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/1478530,CST-NWS-disc16.article">Mom; School forced son to squat 30 minutes until he soiled himself</a><br /><div></div><br /><div align="justify">After making a mess in the lunchroom, he was forced to run laps then hold text books during leg squats...all without bathroom priveleges. So now the mess is running down his pant legs. Aside from learning his life lesson, the youngster now gets confused everytime he goes to the zoo and sees animals being treated better than him. Needless to say he is in a private school now, with plenty of restrooms.</></div>

Student Says Teacher Exposed Himself In Class

Story: Student Says Teacher Exposed Himself In Class

According to one boy, "There was a hole in his pants and they [the students] could see his private parts and they thought it was kind of disgusting." Well, I would say that could be classified as exposing yourself. Most men are guilty of this, except usually it is when they are out in the woods camping, and not in front of a classroom of middle school students.

<a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3135/2625083200_a6d7922e92.jpg?v=0"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3135/2625083200_a6d7922e92.jpg?v=0" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 267px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 322px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><br /><div><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"></span></div><div><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.theindychannel.com/news/18944266/detail.html">Student Says Teacher Exposed Himself In Class</a></div><br /><div></div><div align="justify">According to one boy, "There was a hole in his pants and they [the students] could see his private parts and they thought it was kind of disgusting." Well, I would say that could be classified as exposing yourself. Most men are guilty of this, except usually it is when they are out in the woods camping, and not in front of a classroom of middle school students.</div>

Student can't dance with Obama mask in show

Story: Principal: student can't wear Obama mask in show

A fifth grade student wants to do his own version of a Saturday Night Live skit featuring Barack Obama dancing for his school talent show. Some parents feel it is inappropriate and offensive. We are thinking hard to find out how this could possibly be controversial, except for maybe there are a lot of McCain supporters. The boy won't do the dance without the mask, because as he wisely put it, "If I don't have the mask," he said, "it's just some kid up there dancing around."

<a href="http://media.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/content/img/photos/2009/01/20/APTOPIX_Obama_Inauguration__t613.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://media.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/content/img/photos/2009/01/20/APTOPIX_Obama_Inauguration__t613.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 412px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 202px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><br /><div></div><div><strong>Story:</strong> <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jdvTT3DSl8net22j4wEas8Ly5FNAD96U63OG0">Principal: student can't wear Obama mask in show</a></div><div> </div><div align="justify">A fifth grade student wants to do his own version of a Saturday Night Live skit featuring Barack Obama dancing for his school talent show. Some parents feel it is inappropriate and offensive. We are thinking hard to find out how this could possibly be controversial, except for maybe there are a lot of McCain supporters. The boy won't do the dance without the mask, because as he wisely put it, "If I don't have the mask," he said, "it's just some kid up there dancing around." </div>

Steve Martin backs banned production of his play

Story: Steve Martin backs banned production of his play

After 137 people in the community petitioned against his play, Picasso at the Lapin Agile, the principal decided that was reason enough to cancel the production at his high school. It makes you feel good about who writes the rules of the school when this 15-year old play just now rubs a few people the wrong way. Martin decided to help fund it so it can still be performed at a nearby University stage. No word if Martin Short or Chevy Chase chipped in at all.

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_Tczc2orZaXTUGI0zNyN8mY472cFXs6eVWG2cjMLdMjZH6iNEdfT3DhJpH98bmelWuq4FBAFsoamCYEDaWozvVMYyTXtbVDzX0qjPAP_MhdqOAQInBX6-7MtEmIxg4TSbkSt6YIAeKfM/s400/SteveMartin3.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_Tczc2orZaXTUGI0zNyN8mY472cFXs6eVWG2cjMLdMjZH6iNEdfT3DhJpH98bmelWuq4FBAFsoamCYEDaWozvVMYyTXtbVDzX0qjPAP_MhdqOAQInBX6-7MtEmIxg4TSbkSt6YIAeKfM/s400/SteveMartin3.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 275px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 275px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.cbc.ca/arts/theatre/story/2009/03/15/stevemartin-play.html">Steve Martin backs banned production of his play</a><br /><br /><div align="justify">After 137 people in the community petitioned against his play, <em>Picasso at the Lapin Agile</em>, the principal decided that was reason enough to cancel the production at his high school. It makes you feel good about who writes the rules of the school when this 15-year old play just now rubs a few people the wrong way. Martin decided to help fund it so it can still be performed at a nearby University stage. No word if Martin Short or Chevy Chase chipped in at all.</></div>