Two female teachers caught having sex in classroom

Story: Language teachers Alini Brito, Cindy Mauro caught by janitor having naked romp in HS classroom

The teachers, who are 33 and 29 and teach French and Spanish respectively, have been described as "good looking," "popular," and "well-dressed" among other flattering adjectives. Somewhere in that high school, there is a boy holding a golden lamp with a genie in it...and he still has two wishes left!

<a href="http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/605607/2/istockphoto_605607-topless-girls-sign-outside-strip-club.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/605607/2/istockphoto_605607-topless-girls-sign-outside-strip-club.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 240px;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2009/12/09/2009-12-09_teachers_pet__each_other_naked_lust_was_part_of_their_lesson_plan_at_high_school.html">Language teachers Alini Brito, Cindy Mauro caught by janitor having naked romp in HS classroom</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The teachers, who are 33 and 29 and teach French and Spanish respectively, have been described as "good looking," "popular," and "well-dressed" among other flattering adjectives. <span style="font-style: italic;">Somewhere </span>in that high school, there is a boy holding a golden lamp with a genie in it...and he still has two wishes left!<br /></div>

Washington Co. Janitor Chased Co-Worker With Snake

Story: Washington Co. Janitor Chased Co-Worker With Snake

"If I get fired or lose my job, nobody is coming out of this building alive." I would say he is handling these accusations well. He also had plans of locking people in dark rooms at a high altitudes with spiders and roaches crawling on them.

<a href="http://www.tuttowrestling.com/jake2.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.tuttowrestling.com/jake2.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 235px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 323px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><br /><div><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"></span></div><div><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/19469869/detail.html">Washington Co. Janitor Chased Co-Worker With Snake</a></div><div> </div><div align="justify">"<em>If I get fired or lose my job, nobody is coming out of this building alive."</em> I would say he is handling these accusations well. He also had plans of locking people in dark rooms at a high altitudes with spiders and roaches crawling on them.</></div>

Teacher regrets 'n word' slur

Story: Teacher regrets slur

Note to future and current teachers- when you become frustrated at the quality of work coming from your custodian, don't send racist emails to your principal. It's one thing to regret your comments, but the intent is still in tact. Hopefully, in her soon-to-come sensitivity training, she will learn that the Civil Rights Act of 1964 allows black people to work in schools with white people. We cross our fingers this news doesn't break her heart.

<a href="http://www.anus.com/metal/about/metal/ideology/harriet_beecher_stowe-uncle_toms_cabin.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.anus.com/metal/about/metal/ideology/harriet_beecher_stowe-uncle_toms_cabin.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 284px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 273px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><br /><div><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"></span></div><div><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.pnj.com/article/20090414/NEWS01/904140310">Teacher regrets slur</a></div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify">Note to future and current teachers- when you become frustrated at the quality of work coming from your custodian, don't send racist emails to your principal. It's one thing to regret your comments, but the intent is still in tact. Hopefully, in her soon-to-come sensitivity training, she will learn that the Civil Rights Act of 1964 allows black people to work in schools with white people. We cross our fingers this news doesn't break her heart.</div>

Custodian accused of throwing wrench at principal

Story: Custodian accused of throwing wrench at principal

I guess everybody has their own creative ways to put in their 'two weeks notice.'

<a href="http://www.wetdesert.net/monkywrenchcrumb.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.wetdesert.net/monkywrenchcrumb.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 255px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 344px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><br /><div><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"></span></div><div><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.sltrib.com/ci_12063167">Custodian accused of throwing wrench at principal</a></div><br /><div></div><div align="justify">I guess everybody has their own creative ways to put in their 'two weeks notice.'</></div>

700 apply for Ohio school janitor position

Story: Job opening for janitor draws almost 700 applicants

At over $15/hour, this has become one of the most coveted jobs in the area. However, it is expected that most applicants will turn down the job when they realize they have to clean up the crap and puke of disrespectful middle school students every day.

<a href="http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0egS95s1wI6ST/610x.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0egS95s1wI6ST/610x.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 383px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 177px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a> <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2009/03/job-opening-for.html">Job opening for janitor draws almost 700 applicants</a><br /><div></div><br /><div align="justify">At over $15/hour, this has become one of the most coveted jobs in the area. However, it is expected that most applicants will turn down the job when they realize they have to clean up the crap and puke of disrespectful middle school students every day.</></div>

Janitor fired after racist Christmas ornament found

Story: East Texas school janitor fired after racist Christmas ornament found

This janitor seems to have a different definition of "White Christmas." He would prefer hanging nooses instead of mistletoes. Well, his warped holiday spirit just cost him his job, and made the school feel a lot better about the people they hire.

<a href="http://www.geocities.com/goreofgalway/Noose.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.geocities.com/goreofgalway/Noose.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 232px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 394px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a> <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/121908dnmetrace.7a5fc0e8.html">East Texas school janitor fired after racist Christmas ornament found</a><br /><div></div><br /><div align="justify">This janitor seems to have a different definition of "White Christmas." He would prefer hanging nooses instead of mistletoes. Well, his warped holiday spirit just cost him his job, and made the school feel a lot better about the people they hire.</></div>

Mom dives into trash after son’s work tossed

Story: Buckhead mom dives into trash after son’s work tossed

A crazy mom goes into her sons school demanding to know why a janitor tossed out the boys science project, so she decided to take matters into her own hands. She never did find the project, and according to the student, he didn't really care about it anyway. Not sure what the mothers big plans were if she did discover it, but we can only assume that if she brought it back home it would have went out with the garbage within days. Neighbors have now concluded that they know why their trash goes missing every week.

<a href="http://adrianshirk.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/dumpster-dive.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://adrianshirk.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/dumpster-dive.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 288px; height: 214px;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story: </span><a href="http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/atlanta/stories/2008/11/25/science_project_trashed_atlanta.html">Buckhead mom dives into trash after son’s work tossed</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">A crazy mom goes into her sons school demanding to know why a janitor tossed out the boys science project, so she decided to take matters into her own hands. She never did find the project, and according to the student, he didn't really care about it anyway. Not sure what the mothers big plans were if she did discover it, but we can only assume that if she brought it back home it would have went out with the garbage within days. Neighbors have now concluded that they know why their trash goes missing every week.<br /></div><span> </span>

Janitor accused of pistol-whipping principal

Story: Oakland school janitor accused of pistol-whipping principal

Haven't we learned anything from Office Space...it's always best to fire people on Fridays to avoid any sort of incident. But I guess some people are just better at taking bad news than others. This employee had a rap sheet of criminal misconduct, and again, these are the kind of people we are letting walk in our schools each day.

<a href="http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9538/homerpistolwhipkw9.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9538/homerpistolwhipkw9.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story:</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/11/BA0E12SC22.DTL">Oakland school janitor accused of pistol-whipping principal</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Haven't we learned anything from <span style="font-style: italic;">Office Space</span>...it's always best to fire people on Fridays to avoid any sort of incident. But I guess some people are just better at taking bad news than others. This employee had a rap sheet of criminal misconduct, and again, these are the kind of people we are letting walk in our schools each day.<br /></div><span> </span>

Custodian Arrested For Fondling Young Girl

Story: Custodian Arrested For Fondling Young Girl

Maybe this guy didn't get the memo...There's nothing hot about third graders! Your job is to keep the school looking nice. If they needed you to molest little girls, you'd be in Malaysia, not California. Let these kids walk to halls in peace.

<a href="http://rebeccaburns.com/rebecca/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/girl-scared-and-wet.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://rebeccaburns.com/rebecca/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/girl-scared-and-wet.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 373px;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Story: </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><a href="http://cbs2.com/local/La.Primaria.Elementary.2.744574.html">Custodian Arrested For Fondling Young Girl</a><br /><br />Maybe this guy didn't get the memo...There's nothing hot about third graders! Your job is to keep the school looking nice. If they needed you to molest little girls, you'd be in Malaysia, not California. Let these kids walk to halls in peace.</span><br /><span> </span>

Middle school janitor faces 58 charges of child molestation

Story: Middle school janitor faces 58 charges of child molestation

You would think after around 55 or 56 times it would get old.

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-nigZh_4UKGQsXDght9EjMi22-4XhhUREuSM7NmZQbACZR42sfafpEB0t6zzh-TwBaHjzOZTd0FsrIf4LKnnlntrrxxRoexJ6c6G2LMUrB2JU-nCbKmWQFrU162Dd9ZZcZdNMLpxxsObP/s1600-h/kids.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193328876288602482" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-nigZh_4UKGQsXDght9EjMi22-4XhhUREuSM7NmZQbACZR42sfafpEB0t6zzh-TwBaHjzOZTd0FsrIf4LKnnlntrrxxRoexJ6c6G2LMUrB2JU-nCbKmWQFrU162Dd9ZZcZdNMLpxxsObP/s320/kids.JPG" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Story:</span><span class="vitstoryheadline"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><a href="http://www.whas11.com/news/local/stories/080425_whaskbTopSparksmolestation.9c5af4f0.html">Middle school janitor faces 58 charges of child molestation</a></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">You would think after around 55 or 56 times it would get old.</span><br /></span><span> </span>

School custodian accused of raping two students

Story: Slidell school custodian accused of raping two students

Under the impression that his job responsibilities included mopping floors, emptying garbage cans, and raping boys in closets, this guy will soon realize what a broom handle really feels like as I am sure there are eager inmates at a state prison just drooling right now waiting for his arrival.

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjukQGkKFAWn58BxMoFMhrsVJbCd3vUnPh4HUL_Io-6CdHZPmmOs7tR5wWsEjvZDvBn8swVGMY7Lj2PpNGY0bymJLBluvRVGm00OtK8vwzmlXO7gATlrtHds3GYIAzpEitdv-rpWTElLSxm/s1600-h/clean.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176480809394332754" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjukQGkKFAWn58BxMoFMhrsVJbCd3vUnPh4HUL_Io-6CdHZPmmOs7tR5wWsEjvZDvBn8swVGMY7Lj2PpNGY0bymJLBluvRVGm00OtK8vwzmlXO7gATlrtHds3GYIAzpEitdv-rpWTElLSxm/s320/clean.JPG" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a> <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.hattiesburgamerican.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080311/NEWS01/80311004/1002">Slidell school custodian accused of raping two students</a><br /><div></div><br /><div>Under the impression that his job responsibilities included mopping floors, emptying garbage cans, and raping boys in closets, this guy will soon realize what a broom handle really feels like as I am sure there are eager inmates at a state prison just drooling right now waiting for his arrival.</></div>

School janitor is accused of giving gifts to girls

Story: Long Island school janitor is accused of giving gifts to girls

I don't think thre is anything too creepy about a 43-year old man buying gift bags, giving $100 dollars, invitations to movies, tapeing notes on lockers and giving his cell phone number to a 13-year old girl. What is wrong is that he offered this girl gum. Doesn't he know gum is not allowed in schools? The sad thing is he will be the one having to scrape it off of some gym floor later that week.

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCI_wL9i7nvAGYyQ3l1S6xpGk9gXPXFhHyHC0c0SpFv-5cHy6zmJFduh6Ndjl_nJnTgesvumpkFTZ0MtHaHlValWrR2vLpi3mVdVbGvCguqCdxCQuaJjIO7QeCIaencAs0V0wmzerPnX0c/s1600-h/gifts.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5172465094010220722" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCI_wL9i7nvAGYyQ3l1S6xpGk9gXPXFhHyHC0c0SpFv-5cHy6zmJFduh6Ndjl_nJnTgesvumpkFTZ0MtHaHlValWrR2vLpi3mVdVbGvCguqCdxCQuaJjIO7QeCIaencAs0V0wmzerPnX0c/s320/gifts.JPG" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><br /><div><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newyork/ny-bc-ny--schooljanitorarre0229feb29,0,824575.story">Long Island school janitor is accused of giving gifts to girls</a></div><div><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></div><div><span style="font-size:0;"></span></div><div>I don't think thre is anything too creepy about a 43-year old man buying gift bags, giving $100 dollars, invitations to movies, tapeing notes on lockers and giving his cell phone number to a 13-year old girl. What is wrong is that he offered this girl gum. Doesn't he know gum is not allowed in schools? The sad thing is he will be the one having to scrape it off of some gym floor later that week.</></div>