I guess it's even more rewarding to smack an autistic child with a paddle.
High School Math Teacher Admits He Robbed New York Bank
Smells Like: gambling , guns , New York , teachers , theft , trouble
Hopefully his students will learn an important lesson in telling the truth. And hopefully they will learn not to clear their gambling debts by holding up a bank with a 12-gauge shotgun.
Teacher in jail for sex with student, still being paid
Smells Like: Alabama , budget , law , sex , teachers
It's been two years since she lost her job for raping a 14-year old student. She's been locked up for about a year and a half of that. She will continue to collect her full salary until this case is cleared in court. It seems that in some states losing your job might not be such a bad gig. Parents must love knowing that situations like this lead to budget cuts in schools. And if you really want to be confused, check out her mug shot and ask yourself what teenage boy would want to sleep with her "at least 10 times."
Accuser's lies killed career of teacher more than pot habit
Smells Like: drugs , teachers , trouble , wisconsin
The author of this original article supports the dope smoking teacher because, "millions of otherwise productive adults use it" and "it's mildly illegal." Well, Mr. Stingl, hate to break the news to you, but millions of adults aren't subject to urine tests, employed by a drug-free school district, and are trusted with maintaining the well-being of hundreds of children each day. Maybe this guy got a bad rap with some harsh accusations, but that doesn't justify that we need him teaching again. Trust me, there are plenty of clean teachers out there who would love to have a job this year.
Teacher quits after being charged with attack at Busch
Smells Like: alcohol , drunk , harassment , safety , sports , teachers
I'm sure every one of us has gotten drunk at a ball game and tried to push a handicapped employee out of his wheelchair at least once in our life. She is saving herself the embarassment of returning to school, but at the young age of 25, she has a long time to go until she gets to Hell, where stunts like this will be appreciated.
Teacher Forces Student to Smoke 42 Cigarettes in 2 Hours
Smells Like: health , teachers , weird
Every once and a while, just when you think American schools are hitting rock bottom, it helps to turn to our friends in Kuala Lumpur. We thought our readers would enjoy learning how Malaysia is tackling underage smoking. Hopefully this teacher doesn't mind footing any medical bills during this health lesson.
Nurse, teacher accused of selling pot-laced krispies treats
Smells Like: California , drugs , law , teachers
Prep Time: 10 minutes
Ingredients:
3 Tbsp. butter
10 oz. marshmallows or 4 cups miniature marshmallows
6 cups crispy rice cereal
3 Tbsp. butter
10 oz. marshmallows or 4 cups miniature marshmallows
6 cups crispy rice cereal
1/8 oz. weed
Preparation:
Spray a 13 x 9 pan and a rubber spatula with cooking spray. In a 3-quart saucepan, heat butter and marshmallows over medium heat until melted. Remove from heat, and immediately stir in the cereal, using the prepared spatula. Sprinkle in marijuana buds. Spread into the prepared pan. Flatten gently with the spatula. Let cool and harden completely. Cut into squares. Attend raggae concert and try to turn a profit.
Spray a 13 x 9 pan and a rubber spatula with cooking spray. In a 3-quart saucepan, heat butter and marshmallows over medium heat until melted. Remove from heat, and immediately stir in the cereal, using the prepared spatula. Sprinkle in marijuana buds. Spread into the prepared pan. Flatten gently with the spatula. Let cool and harden completely. Cut into squares. Attend raggae concert and try to turn a profit.
D.C. Extends Free STD Testing to High Schools
Smells Like: D.C. , health , nurse , sex
As long as these tests are accompanied by sex education, then maybe this isn't such a bad idea. Otherwise I could see a few flaws with passing out baskets of condoms and offering free urine tests to teens. Access to all these anonymous hand-outs seems to encourage sexual activity, which is why the school needs to be prepared to show graphic pictures of violent herpes outbreaks to combat any loose-thinking.
Gym teacher accused of charging students no-running fee
Smells Like: health , idiocy , Kentucky , sports , teachers
Kentucky consistently ranks among the Top 10 Most Obese States. Now we know why. Anytime a kid didn't want to run laps, they paid their gym teacher $3. So while this guy is raking in hundreds of dollars, his students are learning an important lesson in cheating the system. As if this wasn't grounds enough to fire him, he also confessed to taking one of his female students on a little private ski trip (this was after the thousands of minutes they spent making late night phone calls). We can only assume he funded this trip with his fat/lazy kid money. What a class act.
Teacher Accused of Choking Student Gets 15-Day Suspension
Smells Like: Florida , safety , teachers , violence
This is great news for parents! In just over 2 weeks their favorite child-choking teacher will be back in the classroom! I guess the code of conduct gets kind of blurry sometimes and ringing a kids neck seems appropriate. Maybe when he returns from his suspension he'll have a new arsenal of submission holds.
Pearl River principal accused of sex jokes
Smells Like: harassment , New York , principal , sex , trouble
I am almost certain that the state of New York has its workplace sexual harassment policies in tact. It's just unfortunate that not all education professionals brushed up on these before they were appointed to principal. But hey, there's always open mic night.
College Grad Can't Find Job, Wants $$$ Back
Smells Like: college , economy , New York
She graduated in April, hasn't found a decent job yet, so is now suing her school because of it. Maybe she hasn't read a newspaper recently to know that we are currently facing one of the largest unemployment rates in decades. This is a picture perfect example of what is wrong with a lot of youth today. They expect everything to be handed to them, and panic when it doesn't go their way. Something tells me her rigid work ethics aren't exactly going to be catching the eyes of an employer anytime soon.
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