Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence

To ensure this, they also stopped selling mexican food in the cafeteria line.
It came this far that the principal had to make it a point to ban kids from farting. I would have loved to heard that announcement. You know there's some embarrased fat kid right now who drips beads of sweat everytime he thinks he might cut the cheese in class by mistake.
If I went to school here I'd get everyone to wear 'Who Farted?' shirts everyday, just to take things a step further.

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