Principal nixes pets in classroom

Story: Principal nixes pets in classroom

For some reason this new principal felt that the population of living creatures in the school should consist of humans only. Teachers argue that the pets are educational. Children argue that they are fun and they learn responsibility. Charles Manson argues it takes his mind off of mutilating people. Richard Gere argues the gerbil encourages creativity. Either way, it's the end of the road for the classroom critters.

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