NYC Middle Schoolers Accidentally Given Condoms

Students all took home goodie bags at school health fair. To the surprise of dozens of teens, they got condoms (complete with directions) included. In a completely unrelated story, teen sex increased by about 25% after that day. However, teens practicing safe sex increased by about 100%. Who would have thought? The school also apologized for passing out mini bottles of vodka, assuming the 7th graders would wait until they were 21 to drink it.

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