School District Bans Cake To Fight Obesity

Story: Illinois School District Bans Cake In Effort To Fight Obesity

Word on the street is that the school also plans to ban...FUN. We keep looking to point fingers at why kids are obese, and somehow it's always the fault of schools. Somehow celebrating your birthday leads to making your classmates fat. Using his logic, the only reason kids are over-weight is because they've gone to tons and tons of birthday parties, right?

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