Story: Boy sought after bulldozer hits Willis school
Don't bulldozers travel at like 2 mph? You're telling me nobody saw this kid slowly move his way from a construction site, through town, and to a school? It was later learned he was mimicking the "chicken" scene from Footloose. When he realized that the building was not going to budge, he had no choice but to bail. Needless to say, he didn't get the girl.
Smells Like: Texas , trouble , vandalism , weird