School Delays Opening After Shrimp Found on Lot

Story: California Elementary School Delays Opening After Endangered Shrimp Found on Lot

The reason this story is interesting is because they found endangered fairy shrimp on the construction site. If you are not familiar with fairy shrimp, they look just like regular shrimp, but have wings and grant wishes. Unfortunately, rather than wishing for smaller class sizes, the workers opted to ask for invisibility cloaks so they could go into women's locker rooms. Thus, delaying the building of the school another two years.

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