Virginia principal suspended for fetus dolls


Story: Virginia school principal suspended after employee hands out pro-life fetus dolls to students

Nothing spells sex education better than dead babies! Now every time these third graders think about having sex, they will be forced to look at their life-like fetus dolls and remember the consequences.


Alabama teacher uses Obama assassination to teach math

Story: Geometry teacher who used Obama assassination to teach angles placed on leave

Unless we're letting extremist groups write our texts, I can't imagine this sample problem showing up in the pages of a geometry book. Of all the examples that could be used to teach about angles, you've got to wonder how encouraging students to think about murdering the president is the most effective. Any chance this teacher voted Republican?


California teacher accused of allowing sex in class

Story: California teacher accused of allowing sex in class

Occasionally, if there is time left in the day, teachers will allow students to complete their homework. If you are really lucky, your teacher will allow you to engage in oral sex with a classmate.


Michigan 6-Year-Old Suspended From School for Making Gun With Hand

Story: Michigan 6-Year-Old Suspended From School for Making Gun With Hand

After pretending to shoot his classmates with his fingers, the 6-year old was sent home for the rest of the week. Hopefully during his suspension, his mom allows him to use his pretend pencil and pretend books to keep learning.


Teacher suspended over Black History Month photos

Story: 3 LA Teachers Removed Over Choice of Black Heroes


OJ Simpson was a gridiron great who not only set several NFL records, but successfully transitioned into a notable acting career with commercials and movies. Dennis Rodman was one of the most prolific rebounders in NBA history who has been a key member of many championship teams. RuPaul can be seen as a torchbearer in the gay community for not only becoming a well-recognized cross-dresser, but served in lead positions in a number of major network tv shows. These individuals are among a long list of African-Americans who were celebrated in an LA school recently. They also happen to be the reason three teachers are suspended right now. The superintendent fails to recognize their great accomplishments, and believes these teachers need punished for highlighting their success.


Teacher Accused Of Giving Student Concussion

Throwing kids against doors might be one way to problem solve, but every silver lining has a touch of gray right? The teacher was probably aware that very few people who suffer from concussions actually die, but in the future, we might want to explore some alternative methods of discipline. Just a thought.


5th Graders Share Fruity Pot-Laced Snack at School

Story: 5th Graders Share Fruity Pot-Laced Snack at School


It should come as no surprise that the school is Stoneman Elementary. I get the feeling that all the kids have older siblings that make Fruity Pebble snacks with weed.


Teen Cheerleader Fined $27,750 for File Sharing 37 Songs


Whitney Harper, now a college senior, was fined $27k for sharing 37 songs when she was 14 by the RIAA. While we love sharing Backstreet Boys mp3's as much as the next #1 education news bloggers.. It seems folks should just subscribe to Napster or one of the other ~$20 / month services that give you unlimited access to music and avoid this hassle by the music police.

She is lucky however, in the first RIAA case to be awarded a settlement a Minnesota jury ordered a woman to pay $1.92 million for file sharing 24 songs (though the judge in the case reduced the award to $54,000 — $2,250 a track).

STORY: Former Teen Cheerleader Dinged $27,750 for File Sharing 37 Songs


Two teachers, One chair lap dance causes uproar

Story: Teachers' Lap Dance Video Sparks Uproar at Canadian High School


I guess I just have one question- Why would a striptease/lap dance during a school assembly ever seem like a good idea to perform in front of an audience of high school kids? I think we know exactly where to find this teacher after she loses her job...and I can only imagine how many seniors will be filling their wallets with dollar bills.


Teacher accused of getting special needs girl pregnant

Story: D.C. teacher accused of fathering a child with special-needs student

Since the girl was 18, a criminal investigation never took place. I'm not sure if that helped clear the mans conscience though. After all, he was having sex with a student, who happened to be special needs, and it resulted in a future mom-to-be. Let's make sure we all make an effort to not let his guy volunteer at the next Buddy Walk in DC.


Teacher Suspended After Locking Student in Closet

Story: Teacher Suspended After Locking Student in Closet


If there is a manual on behavior management, I'd be curious to see which page it suggests to lock a student in a utility closet with the lights off. Sometimes the line must be blurry between discipling students properly and acting out a scene from an M Night Shyamalan movie.



Student, 12, Arrested For Doodling On Desk

Story: Student, 12, Arrested For Doodling On Desk

WOW! Some of the desks I grew up around barely had a square inch to spare because of all the graffiti on them. This girl pens her name with an erasable marker and she's thrown in the slammer within minutes. Once again we're creating criminals out of children. Maybe this should serve as an eye-opener that schools need to completely abolish writing utensils and provide laptops for every student?!


9-year old faces suspension over LEGO gun

Story: Student Nearly Suspended Over LEGO-Sized Gun

If you haven't been in a public school for a while, this is what they mean by "zero tolerance." A two-inch plastic toy gun was enough for this little boy to get read his rights. It was actually a good thing he was caught, because one of his classmates was considering bringing in a much bigger, GI Joe gun to combat his enemies during school.


Pennsylvania Teacher Suspended Over Private Photo With Stripper

Story: Pennsylvania Teacher Suspended Over Private Photo With Stripper

In Pennsylvania, teachers evidently aren't allowed to go to bridal parties with male strippers. Well, if they do, they should make sure their freinds aren't posting the pictures online. I guess some school districts don't have anything better to do than sift through all the facebook pages of the entire community.


Teacher offers $100 for sex with student in class

Story: Brentwood teacher charged with soliciting student for sex

Try to spot when this combination becomes a bad idea: Alcohol + condoms + $100 bills + horny teacher + underage student. And to think, this guy still has some supporters. It's a good thing he never got to spend his benny's because he'll need them for his lawyer fees.


Student faces charges in Brecksville High School food fight

Story: Student faces charges in Brecksville High School food fight


This is not the first time children have been arrested for a food fight. Throwing spaghetti serves the same hard time as throwing punches in some states. We can only hope that the leader of this cafeteria gang doesn't make accomplices during her suspension...only to terrorize the city with pizza boats and cinnamon sticks.



Seniors figure out how to spell "ASS" from "CLASS" in yearbook photo prank

Story: Senior class photo spells trouble

I am sure this stunt has been pulled before, but it doesn't take a genius to spend a few seconds reviewing the picture before it goes out to print for close to 700 seniors. Afterall, the giant letters A-S-S happen to be right in the front row! All three students are suffering consequences, but as one senior points out, "...C and L ran off. That’s not ass’s fault. That’s C and L’s fault." I guess he was wrong to assume the school would act fairly about this.


Queens Principal Accused of Seeking Sex From Students



Of all the things a principal should "seek" from students, you would hope that blow jobs never make that list. The education system sure has a knack for exposing pedophiles and allowing them to shine their true colors.


Students In Trouble Over '9/11' Sweatshirts

Story: Sweatshirt Sparks School Controversy

The War on Terror has now seeped into teenager dress code pranks. No word yet on how many troops Obama plans to deploy to the hallways of American high schools.


Science Teacher Scorned For Selling Students Books On Satan

Story: Science Teacher Scorned For Selling Students Books On Satan

It should not come as a shock that you cannot 1) Make a profit off kids by selling them stuff or 2) Peddle books about the Devil in school. I guess sometimes you have to learn the hard way.


 
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