"Nothing makes a man feel more like a man, than drinking a cold bottle of suds on the roof of your middle school."
Story: Police Catch Four Teens Drinking On Middle School Roof
You'd like to think that in order to get to the roof of a building, you must first enter the building. If the roof is accessible, then why not play on top of it? But it really begs the question, how dumb are these kids that they think that school property is the best place to get drunk at? You're telling me there's no woods nearby? Or no one parent's are ever out of town?