I guess the stove wasn't hot enough the first time she touched it. I mean, Good God lady! Five counts of statutory rape aren't enough to stop you from going back? Please do yourself a favor- get loaded up on wine one night during dinner and hang around the bars near the local community college. They should have what you're looking for. In the meantime, let this kid at least get his drivers license first, so he can make out with girls his own age behind Best Buy after it closes at night.