Mom steals daughters ID to be H.S. cheerleader

Story: Mom allegedly used daughter's ID to be cheerleader

They say 30 is the new 16. Pretending to be little kids must be the hottest fad for adults right now. But there is nothing like reliving your glory years. I often say to myself, if I had to do it over again, I would have been a cheerleader in high school. This mom just decided to follow through with that...and steal her daughters identity in the process.

<a href="http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/%7Eelkridge/307%20MHS%20Cheerleader%20.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/%7Eelkridge/307%20MHS%20Cheerleader%20.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story: </span><a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5ipppcZU-H4xC9lQiAOQFSF-cfrdAD935F5M00">Mom allegedly used daughter's ID to be cheerleader</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;">They say 30 is the new 16.</span> <a href="http://detentionslip.org/2008/09/predator-30-poses-as-12-year-old-boy-in.html">Pretending to be little kids</a> must be the hottest fad for adults right now. But there is nothing like reliving your glory years. I often say to myself, if I had to do it over again, I would have been a cheerleader in high school. This mom just decided to follow through with that...and steal her daughters identity in the process.<br /></div><span> </span>

Principal makes girls look at bag of poop

Story: Principal apologizes for poop bag incident

This was how he decided to resolve in issue with the bathrooms being messy. You can imagine parents don't like getting the news that their 4th grade daughter was forced to look at, smell, and touch a bag of human feces and urine. What great disciplinary practices we are applying. He justified it though because he made them wear gloves! It was later learned that this guy just developed a real odd poop fetish after watching Two Girls, One Cup.

<a href="http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii315/3130dog/everyonePOOPS.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii315/3130dog/everyonePOOPS.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story: </span><a href="http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/09/11/Principal_apologizes_for_poop_bag_incident/UPI-76021221171485/">Principal apologizes for poop bag incident</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">This was how he decided to resolve in issue with the bathrooms being messy. You can imagine parents don't like getting the news that their 4th grade daughter was forced to look at, smell, and touch a bag of human feces and urine. What great disciplinary practices we are applying. He justified it though because he made them wear gloves! It was later learned that this guy just developed a real odd poop fetish after watching <span style="font-style: italic;">Two Girls, One Cup</span>.<br /></div><span> </span>

Predator, 30, poses as 12-year old boy in school

Story: Sex offender who posed as child pleads guilty

It always puzzled everyone why instead of taking the bus, he drove home everyday in his '93 Toyota Tercel. Unless this guy found the Fountain of Youth, I think he's aiming a little too low. You know you're completely sick when you act as a 12-year old just to get in with other 12-year olds at school. It took two years and no red flags went up that he was twice the students age! There were teachers younger than him! Prior to this he served six years in prison for trying to have sex with a 6-year old, so you know he has his mind together. This might be the first person ever to get a fake ID for YOUNGER than he actually is. My vote for Story of the Year.

<a href="http://www.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/zoltar.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/zoltar.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story:<a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gXRIVPZQiIuyhRxAhi2rO8UXQm8gD9347H300"> </a></span><a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gXRIVPZQiIuyhRxAhi2rO8UXQm8gD9347H300">Sex offender who posed as child pleads guilty</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;">It always puzzled everyone why instead of taking the bus, he drove home everyday in his '93 Toyota Tercel.</span> Unless this guy found the Fountain of Youth, I think he's aiming a little too low. You know you're completely sick when you act as a 12-year old just to get in with other 12-year olds at school. It took two years and no red flags went up that he was twice the students age! There were teachers younger than him! Prior to this he served six years in prison for trying to have sex with a 6-year old, so you know he has his mind together. This might be the<span style="font-style: italic;"> first person ever </span>to get a fake ID for YOUNGER than he actually is. My vote for <span style="font-weight: bold;">Story of the Year</span>.<br /></div><span> </span>

Janitor accused of pistol-whipping principal

Story: Oakland school janitor accused of pistol-whipping principal

Haven't we learned anything from Office Space...it's always best to fire people on Fridays to avoid any sort of incident. But I guess some people are just better at taking bad news than others. This employee had a rap sheet of criminal misconduct, and again, these are the kind of people we are letting walk in our schools each day.

<a href="http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9538/homerpistolwhipkw9.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9538/homerpistolwhipkw9.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story:</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/11/BA0E12SC22.DTL">Oakland school janitor accused of pistol-whipping principal</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Haven't we learned anything from <span style="font-style: italic;">Office Space</span>...it's always best to fire people on Fridays to avoid any sort of incident. But I guess some people are just better at taking bad news than others. This employee had a rap sheet of criminal misconduct, and again, these are the kind of people we are letting walk in our schools each day.<br /></div><span> </span>

High school bans purses in the classroom

Story: High school bans purses in the classroom

The teachers were having a huge problem with the girls bringing their feminine hygiene products to class with them. I assume this new policy also includes handbags and fanny packs as well. It is good to see schools tackling the real issues.

<a href="http://quain.org/Gallery3/GirlWithABigPurse_med.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://quain.org/Gallery3/GirlWithABigPurse_med.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story: </span><a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-in-purseban,0,3756190.story">High school bans purses in the classroom</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">The teachers were having a huge problem with the girls bringing their feminine hygiene products to class with them. I assume this new policy also includes handbags and fanny packs as well. It is good to see schools tackling the real issues.</div><span> </span>

Boy suspended for using broken pencil sharpener

Story: Boy suspended for using broken pencil sharpener

What is more dangerous? A gun or a pencil? A gun has to be concealed. A pencil can inflict major damage to vital organs, causing blindness, severe bleeding or death. Not to mention the damage a pencil can do when in the hands of a student no afraid to write..

From the article:

"We're always going to do something to make sure the child understands the seriousness of having something that could potentially harm another student.."

Top 10 Things That could potentially harm another student:

1. lose leaf paper (cuts)
   
2. email viruses
   
3. scissors
   
4. hard candy (choking)
   
5. iPods (deafness, choking)
   
6. knuckles
   
7. a banana peel
   
8. mats in the wrestling room
   
9. Hanna Montana t-shirts
   
10. senseless policy enforced mindlessly

Feel free to add more in the comments...

<a href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/27/35828775_32e3ee0726.jpg?v=0" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/27/35828775_32e3ee0726.jpg?v=0" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story: <a href="http://www.thestate.com/breaking/story/521009.html">Boy suspended for using broken pencil sharpener</a><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><span>What is more dangerous? A gun or a pencil? A gun has to be concealed. A pencil can inflict major damage to vital organs, causing blindness, severe bleeding or death. Not to mention the damage a pencil can do when in the hands of a student no afraid to write..<br /><br />From the article:<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><blockquote>"<span style="font-style: italic;">We're always going to do something to make sure the child understands the seriousness of having something that could potentially harm another student.."<br /></span></blockquote> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Top 10 Things That could potentially harm another student:</span><br /><ol><li>lose leaf paper (cuts)<br /></li><li>email viruses<br /></li><li>scissors<br /></li><li>hard candy (choking)<br /></li><li>iPods (deafness, choking)<br /></li><li>knuckles<br /></li><li>a banana peel<br /></li><li>mats in the wrestling room<br /></li><li>Hanna Montana t-shirts<br /></li><li style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">senseless policy enforced mindlessly</li></ol>Feel free to add more in the comments...<br /><br /><br /><br /><span> </span>

Boy suspended for using broken pencil sharpener

Story: Island fourth grader suspended for using broken pencil sharpener

FACT: Pencil sharpeners are allowed in schools. FACT: All pencil sharpeners have a blade in them. FACT: You cannot write with a broken pencil. THEORY: We are teaching kids that nothing they do is correct, and will face discipline for behaving as normal students. FACT: This could have been avoided by giving every student a laptop.

<a href="http://www.officemuseum.com/1914_Courant_Pencil_Sharpener_adx.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.officemuseum.com/1914_Courant_Pencil_Sharpener_adx.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 263px; height: 238px;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story: </span><a href="http://www.islandpacket.com/front/story/607091.html">Island fourth grader suspended for using broken pencil sharpener</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;">FACT</span>: Pencil sharpeners are allowed in schools. <span style="font-style: italic;">FACT</span>: All pencil sharpeners have a blade in them. <span style="font-style: italic;">FACT</span>: You cannot write with a broken pencil. <span style="font-style: italic;">THEORY</span>: We are teaching kids that nothing they do is correct, and will face discipline for behaving as normal students. <span style="font-style: italic;">FACT</span>: This could have been avoided by giving every student a laptop.<br /></div><span> </span>

Two Women Accused of Kidnapping First Grader

Story: Two Women Accused of Kidnapping First Grader

They took the kid to prove a point how unsafe the schools are. Well, you made your case...there are plenty of nut-jobs like yourselves that are willing to kidnap kids from school property. The right thing to do would be bringing him to the front office, but instead they put themselves into a position to be facing criminal charges. But when it's all said and done, maybe they were on to something?

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjkE_UStp04GQ4-2lYD2HOxuxiw3COSy4EhNoYP35jaB6jks4r_-AddQ2yOPbEJvoHmEXaky7sRdt0Qhhyjk3Fyr59jUqOFfjk7bJqwzaBjaFCwP55l3CrWYm5iQtQwCCrYVfjjGYxKTr1/s1600-h/boy+in+taxi+trunk.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5244551666078264354" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjkE_UStp04GQ4-2lYD2HOxuxiw3COSy4EhNoYP35jaB6jks4r_-AddQ2yOPbEJvoHmEXaky7sRdt0Qhhyjk3Fyr59jUqOFfjk7bJqwzaBjaFCwP55l3CrWYm5iQtQwCCrYVfjjGYxKTr1/s320/boy+in+taxi+trunk.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Story: </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><a href="http://www.lasvegasnow.com/Global/story.asp?S=8973620&nav=168Y"><span style="font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Two Women Accused of Kidnapping First Grader</span></a><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">They took the kid to prove a point how unsafe the schools are. Well, you made your case...there are plenty of nut-jobs like yourselves that are willing to kidnap kids from school property. The right thing to do would be bringing him to the front office, but instead they put themselves into a position to be facing criminal charges. But when it's all said and done, maybe they were on to something?</span><br /></div><span> </span>

Student Suspended in Peanut Butter Bullying Case

Story: Washington High School Student Suspended in Peanut Butter Bullying Case

Kill them with protein, that's what we always said. But seriously, if you haven't been around kids in a while then it is news to you that tons of them are somehow allergic to peanuts nowadays. So wiping peanut butter on a child with this allergy, is the equivalent to poisoning them with cyanide. Who would have thought lunch time can be the most dangerous place in schools?

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhw0ZOmNUP522UwFGU7aCr0_agP6_xiOjH5_cVbJO4huJqVmOprUqtrQQMjfeFnktliw8UEaDknqeZOI1a-UfsPMxSAUx9Awi942wy7UrusmvmlJA8kn0czHciDtZtW3voJNf_rr8CUNdwH/s1600-h/peanut.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5244555645785929714" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhw0ZOmNUP522UwFGU7aCr0_agP6_xiOjH5_cVbJO4huJqVmOprUqtrQQMjfeFnktliw8UEaDknqeZOI1a-UfsPMxSAUx9Awi942wy7UrusmvmlJA8kn0czHciDtZtW3voJNf_rr8CUNdwH/s320/peanut.JPG" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story: </span><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,420481,00.html">Washington High School Student Suspended in Peanut Butter Bullying Case</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Kill them with protein, that's what we always said. But seriously, if you haven't been around kids in a while then it is news to you that tons of them are somehow allergic to peanuts nowadays. So wiping peanut butter on a child with this allergy, is the equivalent to poisoning them with cyanide. Who would have thought lunch time can be the most dangerous place in schools?<br /></div><span> </span>

Girl raped after driver kicked her off school bus

Story: Lawsuit: Girl raped after driver kicked her off school bus

This is how we handle discipline problems...by forcing kids to walk through rough neighborhoods by themselves. I am guessing these students will think twice now about acting up on the bus. I think it's about time we put bus drivers through a crash course(not literally) training about how to perform their jobs properly. I gonna assume the the protocal for disruptive behavior is NOT emptying the bus out when the driver becomes overwelmed.

<a href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/195/452776240_6edfc9b66b.jpg?v=0"><img alt="" border="0" height="213" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/195/452776240_6edfc9b66b.jpg?v=0" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a> <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Story:</span> <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/1154640,CST-NWS-bus10.article">Lawsuit: Girl raped after driver kicked her off school bus </></a><br /><br /><div align="justify">This is how we handle discipline problems...by forcing kids to walk through rough neighborhoods by themselves. I am guessing these students will think twice now about acting up on the bus. I think it's about time we put bus drivers through a crash course(not literally) training about how to perform their jobs properly. I gonna assume the the protocal for disruptive behavior is NOT emptying the bus out when the driver becomes overwelmed.</div>

High School lockers stuffed with dead animals

Story: Dublin High School lockers stuffed with dead animals

We're going to keep in eye on this school to see what sort of pranks they have up their sleeves all year. Although it does seem a bit grotesque to fill your lockers with decomposing cats and dogs. It was the smell that finally gave it away. It wasn't the swarms of flies or vultures that have been hanging out in the school hallways for over two weeks now.

<a href="http://filmclub.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/pet_sematary.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://filmclub.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/pet_sematary.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 246px; height: 365px;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story: </span><a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/breakingnews/ci_10420735">Dublin High School lockers stuffed with dead animals</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">We're going to keep in eye on this school to see what sort of pranks they have up their sleeves all year. Although it does seem a bit grotesque to fill your lockers with decomposing cats and dogs. It was the smell that finally gave it away. It wasn't the swarms of flies or vultures that have been hanging out in the school hallways for over two weeks now.<br /></div><span> </span>

Teacher gets 7 years for child porn possession

Story: Art teacher gets 7 years for child porn possession

Another one bites the dust. He only had 4,000 images and videos of kiddie porn at home...while he was working around children! After begging to be sent to juvenile detention, the judge thought it would be in everyone's best interest to expose him for the creep he is. And the students were always wondering why he encouraged nude sculpting in class?

<a href="http://www.mycomputerhurts.com/NakedManAtComputerC0610.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.mycomputerhurts.com/NakedManAtComputerC0610.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 248px; height: 261px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Story: </span><a href="http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/788576.html">Art teacher gets 7 years for child porn possession</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Another one bites the dust.</span> He only had 4,000 images and videos of kiddie porn at home...while he was working around children! After begging to be sent to juvenile detention, the judge thought it would be in everyone's best interest to expose him for the creep he is. And the students were always wondering why he encouraged nude sculpting in class?<br /></div><span> </span>