Teacher Arrested after Juvenile Overdoses

Story: Teacher Arrested after Juvenile Overdoses

This woman was an elementary school teacher, and her job status is currently being reviewed. I wonder how many parents will be in favor of reinstating a teacher that lets minors come to her house for wild drug overdose parties?


School gets rid of ALL books in library

Story: Welcome to the library. Say goodbye to the books.

In an effort to prepare for the digital age, the school is clearing out the entire library to create a technology center. Some say it will be easier for the students to adapt to and learn in this environment, while critics argue that the value of books cannot be replaced by computers. Well, after reading the article, I am sure there is one thing that everyone can agree on- the $50,000 coffee shop is the best practical use of their budget.


Drunk mom drives son to school


Story: Drunken Mom Drives With Son

I guess her idea of a well-balanced breakfast includes a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon and a shot of Wild Turkey.


VIDEO: President Obama's Message for America's Students



The "controversial" speech from President Obama to the school kids of the USA.

What do you think? Marxist Propaganda or a good message for our students?


SHOCK! Obama Speech Leaked!!!



SOURCE: Prepared Remarks of President Barack Obama Back to School Event

In a shocking discovery, parents across the nation rushed to make plans to pull students out of school tomorrow when President Obama will give his address from a school in Virginia while it is simulcast to schools nationwide. The whitehouse (actually as promised) leaked the speech IN FULL TEXT 24 hours before Obama was to go live.

We had suspected he would use this as a platform to spew his socialist ideals, and we were right! LOOK at some of these gems we found, CAN YOU BELIEVE THE NERVE!
"being successful is hard. You won’t love every subject you study. You won’t click with every teacher. Not every homework assignment will seem completely relevant to your life right this minute. And you won’t necessarily succeed at everything the first time you try."
How dare he tell our children that success is hard work!
"You’ll need the knowledge and problem-solving skills you learn in science and math to cure diseases like cancer and AIDS, and to develop new energy technologies and protect our environment. You’ll need the insights and critical thinking skills you gain in history and social studies to fight poverty and homelessness, crime and discrimination, and make our nation more fair and more free. You’ll need the creativity and ingenuity you develop in all your classes to build new companies that will create new jobs and boost our economy. "
Encouraging them to find a cure for AIDS and to build new companies -- all part of his Marxist worldview.

Of course, he really SHOULD have left the god talk out -- why do you need to sign off with "God Bless America"?

~ God Bless You America, and God Bless DetentionSlip.org


Fake nurse examines students at Mid-South high school

Story: Fake nurse examines students at Mid-South high school

Everyone is trying to figure out how a woman who posed as a nurse was allowed into the school and proceeded to give almost 100 students physicals. If a fake costume is all you need to breach security, then this school is gonna have a nightmare on their hands when Halloween comes.


Grandmother charged with making bomb threat to school


STORY: Texas grandmother charged with making bomb threat to grandchildren's school

What do you do when you don't have permission from your daughter to visit your grandkid? Easy as washin' dentures -- just phone in a bomb threat. Kudos to 51 year old Velma Gladys Brewster for sending over 700 students and staff home on evacuation! Do they have Wheel of Fortune as Guantanamo Bay?


Kentucky school trip included baptisms

Image Courtesy: The Brick Testament

STORY: Kentucky school trip included baptisms

A Kentucky Football coach rounded up the players and took 'em to church where something like 10 of them ended up being baptized. Nothing screams separation of church and state like bringing the boys out to be indoctorinated into a 1st century salvation cult.


Some Parents Choose Not to Allow Their Kids to Hear Obama's National Address



President Obama will be giving an online speech to students across the country next week. Some parents are deciding that they don't want their children to be part of history and sit the event out. A primary objective of the Obama campaign was reaching out to people everywhere. He is now our leader and has been able to inspire more citizens than any president in recent decades. Old, white republicans are gonna have to get over that fact and let their 8-year old kids make up their own minds about watching the president speak. For goodness sake, if the guy can convince a few more students to stay in school and start caring about their education, give him a chance.


Beaver Dam middle school to try same-sex classes



The principal hopes that seperating boys and girls will improve test scores. "Supporters say boys and girls learn differently, and they do better when they're surrounded with students who act and think as they do." This sounds like a perfect way to get them adapted to the real world, where men and women do not work together. I wonder if they plan to paint the different rooms pink and blue?


Teen tackles armed girl on Miss. school bus



When you're the #19 ranked defensive end in the nation among high school athletes, you've got a pretty good resume so far. Now Kaleb Eulls can add "hero" to his list of credentials. The 14-year old girl who starting waving a semi-automatic handgun on his school bus didn't have a chance against the 6'4'', 255-pound man-child who tackles kids for a living. It takes a lot of guts to stare at a loaded gun while rescuing the other 22 students on the bus, and for that Kaleb gets a gold star in our book.


Idaho school sues state over Bible plan



Here we go again with another Battle of the Bible. This school actually claims that it planned to use the book as a teaching resource, and not a religious text. To be fair, I hope they had plans to teach the Qur'an as well.


 
ClickHeat : track clicks